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I dislike people in the gym that wear orange glasses and have really poorly done ink, particularly when it's of my home state.

Is it bad to think something if it's the truth?

Now you're catching on. I can squat 500 and am a licensed nutritionist, you can trust me.

Squatting prevents that though. The movement, when done correctly, generates internal pressure to stabilize your core. This has the effect of breaking up and breaking down kidney stones into sizes that are painlessly (or at least less painfully) passed.

Filet Mignon is an ideal protein.

Everytime you get the temptation, have someone kick you in the junk and say "You don't deserve any because you're a fatty"

Have you thought about plastic surgery?

I usually just break down in tears and tell my spouse that he doesn't really love me anymore and that this is how I know he's been cheating on me and why don't we talk anymore and who was that b*tch you were on the phone with last night?

I take a dump, then I start a thread on MFP about it and laugh that that's 15 seconds of folks' lives they'll never get back.

I pooped today.

You should probably swat him across the face with a baseball bat and steal his wheelchair, just to be sure.

Did they say specifically "if you can't afford beach body you don't deserve to lose weight" or was it more along the lines of "losing weight is hard and requires prioritization to be successful"?

Haven't you ever been a starving college kid? Do you drink? To excess? 10 taco bell beefy 5 layer burritos (10*500) 1 big gulp lemonade slurpee mixed with 10 shots 151 (210+1220) 1 pizza worth of dollar slices (8*300) That's 8,830 without including beer which would make it easy.

You guys are ridiculous. You should be ashamed of yourselves. No one's broken 5k?

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!?!?!??!?!?

Do you mean shot putting? I've done that with a bowling ball before and those are legit. I got kicked out of the place though and couldn't finish my sets.

You need a selfie stick.

The last two sentences are why we don't agree with you.

Everyone else is pretty chill, I'm a bonafide a-hole though. All bets are off immediately after a c-section. You were just cut in half, weird things happen. When asking about body composition, not mentioning that you were cut in half less than two weeks prior is a waste of everyone's time. That's like asking why your…

I almost missed my train going to work this morning, I had to run a 99th of a marathon and only JUST made it. This weekend I'm going to drive a little over an Indy 500 to go and see my folks for new years. While I'm there I'm hoping to have time to take my grandfather's hunting rifle to the range. I'm scheduled to shoot a…

That's amazing. You're probably one of the best runners on MFP!

1 more than all of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUoAPpOkInQ

Lol