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I am not awesome because I do not have Radiohead tickets. :grumble:

To further confuse the mental midgets which live in my general vicinity, there are quite often two signs at intersections which read "No Turn on Red" with a sign underneath which says "When Pedestrians Present." I'm apparently the only one who knows how to read past the first sign.

Friends don't let friends read The Daily Mail.

Please do...

I bet his ramen noodle is quite delicious, too.

Thread-necrophilia? You kinky hobo.

Can I just eat toothpaste instead? Will it have the same effect? I like to gargle with Cachaça.

Dead by midnight. Sorry. Can I have your pizza when you go?

Coo roo coo coo coo roo coo coo!

When I met my man, he was 26 and already had quite a bit of grey. (Of course, I thought he was lying *kitten* and much older than he claimed to be.) Now, after a decade of marriage and a hell-spawn later, he's got much more grey. Sexy then, sexier now.

Amazing. Damn brilliant, you are.

Yes, please. :love:

My hair is dark blonde and I prefer Sriracha. Where do I sit? Also, duck needs to calm down: I suggest gin ... or tequila.

Check the local middle school, dude.

Laphroaig. Can't go wrong with it, I think. Also, as was previously mentioned, Oban 14 Year. (Even let my 4 year old have some on Burns' Night. She approves.) Some of our other favourites: The Balvenie Doublewood, Cardhu and Bunnahabhain.

That was the guy from last year: the "skinny stoner" -- except he never wore a banana hammock.

Always with the farting. :love: I love spring because sweaty, gorgeous male specimens will start to mow my lawn. * * Not a euphemism.

We never threw out our pumpkins from Halloween. Instead, we sat them underneath a tree in our backyard. The squirrels ate the *kitten* outta them. I'm wondering, will we now have vampiric squirrels? The chipmunks will undoubtedly be upset at being usurped from the Masters of Satan's Spawn Rodents' throne.

- Rinse well. - Dry-fry in a pan to remove excess water then add to your dish. I have no particular brand loyalty as I usually buy what's available. They really do take on whatever flavour is in the dish. I've only ever used them in stir-fries and I quite enjoy them.

Weebles Wobble ... but they don't fall down. Weeble Treehouse:

I can't stay on topic because... those socks. :love:

Hilarious. Unfortunately for Tebow, Manning isn't known for being a "sharing equals caring" teaching sorta guy. 49ers rumoured to be sticking with Smith. Interesting times.

Love that my ancient shorts from the Gap are fitting sans muffin-top.

Should just tell her a.s.sholes come in all sizes.

I'd go with, "Well done, you."

Wonder if I could lift and use the rowing machine at the same time...

Mine's 4. "Don't paint with boogers." "It's only poop. No need to cry over it." "Do you have a bone sticking out of your body?" ... "No." ... "Are you bleeding profusely?" ... "What does 'profusely' mean, mommy?" ... "Is the house on fire?" ... "No." ... "Then don't interrupt when I'm on the damn phone." One of her recent…

Thanks for being so damn hilarious, Skitty; I could always count on reading a Skitty-reply for a laugh. :drinker:

Re-watching Game of Thrones in preparation for April 1st. :drinker: My regularly watches series, besides GoT, are: - Mad Men - The Walking Dead - Archer - American Horror Story Can easily take or leave: - Dexter - True Blood Most things on network TV these days make me feel like I'm undergoing a lobotomy-by-laugh-track.