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At the Chinese Market. :) Lovely pic.

At my first job ever in my long-ago teenage years, my place of business allowed customers to use our restrooms if they asked. One afternoon, one of the guys I worked with came out yelling and bellowing about the restroom so we all came to take a look at what he was going on about. I opened the door and saw an impressive…

:love: :love: :love: You are an inspiring Queen of Badassery.

1. The dimples in my daughter's left cheek when she's got a genuine smile. *hands around bucket to puke in* 2. The sound of crunchy leaves on a crisp Autumn's morn. 3. The shadows of trees which the moonlight casts on snow-covered ground.

I :heart: you. Most definitely.

I quite like the Benz hood ornament made out of a coat hanger. ... and the screwdriver used as a "key." Mmmmhmmm. I've seen that before.

I'm not a doctor, but when I play one on TV -- people just LOVE me! *jazz hands* Thanks for posting this. :drinker:

There's nothing finer than a little anal-blast humour. Although I do like to partake in a little fecal funny to mix it up, every now and again.

Dresses and skirts have returned to the closet. For the most part, my everyday look has stayed the same.

Due to the first-time home buyer's credit last year along with foreign income and energy credits, our refund was held and scrutinized for ... a long, long time. They paid us close to $200 in interest on top of our refund. The IRS hold music was burned into my very psyche. This year is much easier and straightforward; I…

We had a very small shin-dig with 25 people. His family and my family with only a few of our friends. Neutral location since this made it easy to not invite non-essential people. It pissed off some people in my family who weren't invited; I didn't lose any sleep over it. Did the very romantic courthouse (short and sweet)…

I think Seuss was better at doctoring. His quotes are certainly more entertaining and believable anyway: "“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” If you like steak, eat it.

Oh, to the person who reads maps. Guilty here as well. I could spend hours poring over Ordnance Survey maps. :love:

I do many of these randomly throughout the course of a day / week / year: - quote Monty Python. - hum 'Cantina Band.' (The kidlet prefers humming 'The Imperial March.') - beta-test games (Currently testing D3. I've been testing on and off since EQ. Not actively subscribed to any games at the moment.) - attend Renaissance…

Steamed in beer and topped with Old Bay.

This is me, except it's Eagles twice a year and Giants twice a year. As much as I appreciated this, the F***skins have held the NFC East Suckitude title for a long time. We're not about to relinquish it to the Cowboys -- at least until Danny Boy gets hit by a bus. We're very good at one thing: being absolutely f'in'…

My 4 year old gave me an ornament for Christmas; it had her handprint in paint and each of the fingers were made into little snowmen. I bawled like a snotty little baby when she gave it to me. :embarassed: As a child, the Atari 2600. :drinker:

1. Whichever is furthest from the door. 2. Beer. 3. House cleaning for life, sign me up! They'd have their work cut out for them in this sh i tehole.

Best. Soda. Name. Ever.

I don't drink it much anymore... but not for MFP-reasons (OMGZkillarBUBBLES!). I love me some Sprecher Ginger Ale though. Fiery good stuff. Soda. It is soda.

No. F'ing. WAY! Someone check her card. I'm missing the "crush" square today -- I must go search again.

And never, ever stick the wand in your eye. I :heart: you, Byn.

The best "facials" in life are free.

If it weren't for being married and all, I'd be like the "Moar BABIES" woman in that mock Nutrigrain commercial. Except, instead of babies, I'd be all like "MOAR MENS." As with anyone, it just depends on the person and how the act. Though I actually find, in face to face situations, I get along far better with men because…

Whatever you do, don't pop Alli like Tic-Tacs; that would be entering dangerous poo-territory.

Needs more sausage roll. (And a pint of cider.)

I can only begin to imagine the plethora of uncoiffed poon he had back in the day. Good on you, Mr. Cornelius.

Scapez, you are f'ing lovely. :heart: Says the man with the fart sandwich avatar.