FatOldManMN Member

Bartender

"I don't want to worry you," the little boy said to his teacher, " but last night my dad said that if I didn't get better grades on my next report card, someone was going to get their butt kicked."

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” The…

Wüsthof

Chateau Blanc

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for murder

Geologist

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the way down 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man…

Two guys are moving about in a Wal-Mart when their carts collide. One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate." "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" "She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight…

A wife asks her husband, "Could you go buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados."

A Giraffe walks into a bar and says: "Highballs for everybody!"

Exercise....no diet.

Candy Bergen

I Am Weary...Let Me Rest. Kiss me mother kiss your darlin Lay my head upon your breast Throw your loving arms around me I am weary let me rest Seems the light is swiftly fading Brighter scenes they do now show I am standing by the river Angels wait to take me home Kiss me mother kiss your darlin See the pain upon my brow…

Bashful

NSYNC

Pâté de foie gras

Nirvana

Take a look around here and consider the source(s). Appears to be mostly BS to me. The calorie counter and tracker is a good tool...thats about it.

Yes

Oingo Boingo

Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Eagles

Santana

Sofa Rockers (Dorfmeister) Sofa Surfers

Edgar Winter

Sure do! I log it all the time.

Echo & the Bunnymen

Once a week....Saturday mornings.

Limp Biscuit