GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs

Are you willing to bet money on it?

Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act Wait wut?

So if my dietician tells me I'm eating too many calories can I tell her calories aren't real and that the jokes on her?

Lol I see what you did there

That died fast

Hurt someone in the mosh pit during the punk show.

Raped my cat

Pour some sugar on me!

Thanks brah

So my pants fit lose on me?

Que pasa amiga!

I just took them for the first time today.

PIITB

Eat the ice cream yolo

Great band

There is a new thread every day about "rate the person above you" in MFP

When you're stuck in traffic and you want to rate the car behind you on a scale of 1 through 10.

I'll just be admiring myself in my bathroom mirror all night.

I ate lunch with Anna Kournikova when I was in the military. She was doing a USO tour.

Buy him a flesh light.

I feel like I belong on Mount Olympus after doing a set of deadlifts.

Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard- Hungry

Gangsta Gangsta by NWA

I had a boss when I was in the military that would tell me I'm worthless and a waste of space. She used to talk about me to all my co workers and turn them against me. It was absolute emotional torture.

Why did you create two threads about this?

Spanking your kids is creepy. Spanking is something you should do to your wife in bed.

I'm 6'2 and I won't date a girl who says she won't date a short guy. I think a girl that would reject a guy over something as stupid as height is shallow and lacks substance.

27 here

Current: Student Dream: Psychologist (it's what I'm studying to be)

I drink Fosters beer and I love Crocodile Dundee. Does that count?