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devious

Yup

cool, cheerful, intelligent

I like it..but i check in..cardio...hit the lockers..shower and get a massage then leave.I dont talk or interact. .and i ignore the candy.i have not seen the pizza but im not there nights.

Right here... And I'm a Browncoat too. Woot.

^Win..all the Win

This is Sparta!!!

22y/o ...I watched the crow with friends while inebriated. Rummaging through drawers for something. Got a hold of shoe glue. Read on label.......flammable. Cool. Walked outside and drew giant crow on ground in said shoe glue. Lit it on fire. Awesome.

Do minions count?I like minions... Accomplices will do too.

^ this..lol.. I'd be in the ground at 1200...

Hell yeah.Bringing back the dead...grab Emily too...mwahaha

Fire!!!!..the good kind

Get in the car..i need an accomplice.

Invite her into the car..now we have four!

As for supplied harware..we can just "acquire" more along the way..or scream like banshees holding spatulas and kitchen knives. Both are equally scary.

F YES!! The more the merrier! !

K..Throw her in a car and Thelma and Louise the **** out of the west coast..but the buck stops at driving over a cliff..unless we are in a flying car or were wearing parachutes. .

No, not normally. Even when I was small, big, whatever unless someone approached me I had no effing clue. I had to have gal pals tell me later... and I would be all..really? Crap..didn't notice.

Amen!!

This...this does.

Humans,non humans,bi peds, quadra peds, the random squirrel or two and the sacred toast,lend me your ears! (please...don;t throw your ears..ew..ok..not what I meant...) sigh...... ahem. Join me in conquering the world! Or as it happens to be today, the challenge of surviving another day without flying at someone armed with…

Just did. I used to be a ski instructor..good times.

Humans,non humans,the random squirrel or two and the sacred toast,hear me! Join me in conquering the world! Or as it happens to be today, the challenge of surviving another day without flying at someone armed with a spork. Weight loss is stressful,combat it with comedy. I can be a tad lewd,inappropriate and blunt but laugh…

Rocking that hat/towel. Rocking it.

CANT!! :)

Nope

Oh this had me in tears....so true..

Thanks!! Now...I'm overwhelmed with the amount of applications I'm filling out.:) I work home health as a caregiver, (CNA) but I'm looking for that first RN position. :)

This should be a read before you proceed post!!!