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Nah, I don't run unless something is chasing me.
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Bartender Song (Sittin' at a Bar) - Rehab
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Nope, not yet anyway.
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Ask what he wanted for breakfast.
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I'd say everyone, however, I'm not good about competition or sharing, so I'm going to have to go with..... Me.
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I know, too bad he doesn't live in a prison anymore!
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Wanna know the fastest way to piss off Walking Dead fans? Tell them you don't like Daryl and watch the fun begin as it goes through the phases. 1. It starts off with a hint of confusion, maybe they misunderstood you, "Wait, what was that?:huh: " 2. Then it goes to Disbelief, "What do you *mean* you don't like Daryl?:noway:…
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Save a horse...
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Errr.... are we talking poop or sweat off the rowing machine...? 'Cuz.. yea. I've already discussed the caloric value of cold, measured, semen over on the nutrition board, I'm not feeling up to discussing fecal matter as well.
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Most gorgeous smile!
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Feet off tables
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Garcinia Cambogia and M&M's... that's all I ever get ads for.
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I don't have any or I would have wet mine.
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Play poker
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Eat waffles
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Because I asked for nudes.
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I stole the last slice of pie from her fridge.
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Binge watch all 4 seasons of The Walking Dead with some popcorn and chocolate milk.
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Maybe
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I invited him over and then asked him to babysit my 4 kids while I went on a date.
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Get drunk and make many passes then pretend not to remember the next morning.
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Go to a rave.
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I want to do laundry... on your abs.
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Like a window (she's staring through my very SOUL!)
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'S&M' by Rihanna Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman Womanizer by Brittany Spears Crazy B*tch by Buck Cherry Werk Me by HyperCrush Anything that is by Pitbull
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Why yes, in fact I DO know someone who is alive simply because it's illegal to kill them!
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Get drunk and text our exes.
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Sing karaoke together :)
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I did, too.
