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The look of horror when he put the right glasses on

Squeeze and turn. Not till child had run away

Yeppers! If she can put up with my off key singing

Wowsza!

I do not have an issue with it. Trying to get Kraft to change it's tim tam recipe so it can be halal, so one of my favourite friends can have them Do run on sentences annoy you lol

Property No. 118829767 3060 Olympic Highway Yathella NSW 2650 Dreaming of moving near my best girlfriend

Western suburbs nsw Australia

Why the heck are puppy teeth so sharp. What they attacking that they need to be so bloody sharp

No idea. You guys have regional dishes. Fried catfish is American I think Vegemite. Yay or nay?

Road trip

Nope but I'm only just back after a break so I haven't chatted to anyone!

He had horrible taste in food

Broke

Gave me a strange handcuff key for my birthday

The puppy to wake up so I can move my feet

He started it!

juggler

yeah aussies are already use to all e deadly stuff so we will be fine!

I like a bit of scruff beard on a man.... cute!

still that damn fireplace or someone run me a hot bath, freakin freezing!

should of sent them to bed

we both have four kids we can handle bloomin anything so heck yeah we can be on an island together holiday time!

Is it wrong to send the kids to bed this early?

My finger cause I got it caught in the drawer

all of them. gross gross gross was going to say anything sticky but.....

we live in the same country and aussies are awesome!

best - If i love you as a person, you will always have someone to help you, no matter when or what. I will help you get rid of that dead boy worst - i am as stubborn as all get out, and when it comes to putting flat packs etc up - just leave the room honestly cause i will fight you about how its meant to be done

she called my cojack a chihauaua

she wouldnt share her lipstick

he said i was too naggy