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stickers make me vomit ugh even thinking about them

he wouldn't let me drive his car ( and he drives on the wrong side of the road!)

square of lindt orange intense - its been a long day sick kids

someone paying me to drink tea and read. other then that i haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up. wait what do you mean 36 is a grown up!

and if we couldnt fix the lock we would have a lot of fun on that spinning stool behind him.

she is stunning and i want that lipstick!

now I want peanut butter. but why do you guys put it with jam? Ewww

original milo bars pure milo goodness inside not this sticky stuff they use now oh and give me my pineapple freddos back!

more then I have. boobs are pretty awesome I think we can get away with a fair bit of cleavage

freakin give me a wave when I let you in. dont be a d*uche, its easy as you ease your car in front, stick your hand up

fireplace and a bloody good book ohh and scotch, nice scotch

freakin freezing and its not even properly winter yet

talk

large coffee

im normally if its screw top generally belongs in fridge but with peanut butter too hard to deal with and then i get all ad about my cheap bent spoons....... opps totally meant knifes

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I'm not a mushy person. Heck I even eloped so I did t have to do mush infront of people. I'm not a hugger. With 2 exceptions. If you are one of my kids. ( 2 of those suckers think they are too old for hugs. This is why kids don't know anything. You are never too old for hugs from mum) And I'm drunk. I'm a flirty huggy…

So by those rules I can eat my weight in chocolate as long as I think about it and stop when I think I'm full. Those rules are no good for me at all

I can't add much to what is already there But I will say. I thought I hated running. Then one day decided to give it a go. I went slow. Ran for a bit walked for a bit while I got used to it, but that lil sucker worms it's way in to you. Running gets fun. Ok maybe not always fun. But it gets addictive. I'm a lot nicer if…

As an ex nurse I'm not afraid to tell you what the doctors won't. They just keep saying slim chance you will survive right. Well in the extremely slim chance you diont die from a horrible painful drawn out death. You will be left maimed and Permanently disfigured. Your brain will still be the same. It it will be stuck…

The littlest one laughs uncontrollably

I just did by accident. I pressed your user name instead of the view button!

I had a girlfriend do a sexy photo shoot for me. I want to remember how good it felt to get back here.

Wonder what the heck a horse was doing in my room

Go scare poor innocent children with me

Jealous. She looks so content in that photo!

Go you!!! That really is amazing!! Congratulations. You can see the difference the hard work is making!!

Hmm I won't lie. I'm a flirt. It may be just a case of flirting getting mistaken for hitting on? I've been told I do it with out realising. So it may be the case that other women out there are similar to me and it's being mistaken for more? Think of it like a compliment. People are happy to talk to you and your man.

Part way through Chains ( smutty trash) - shiloh walker The way of ice - robin mundy How I got my wiggle back - by Anthony the blue wiggle And a 2 dollar trashy murder mystery that I can't remover the name of right this second, and is in the other room. ( already know who the killer is and pretty sure I know how the last…

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