kennethmgreen Member

2.5 years of build up.

Before you close the quote from above, please tell me more about the Easter baskets. I'm kinda obsessed with them now. I gotta know.

Be careful mixing exclamation points and handguns.

Those Easter baskets sound awesome.

I was holding out hope that it was intentional and we could be soul mates. I like to use the phrase "chillin' like Bob Seger" and only about four people out of 1000 get the reference. Of those four, generally only one thinks it's funny. Now you've crushed my dreams.

Iced cinnamon with vanilla bean ice cream. You don't have to get complicated to hit Pop Tart Ice Cream Nirvana.

You said tainted.

This. I honestly thought it was a typo in the OP when I read the first "$2/hr" - then realized that is what she is actually charging.

Most of what Michael Stipe sang prior to 1987 (Document).

Are you: a) criticizing the posts asking for friends b) criticizing the act of having friends that don't say anything c) criticizing some number of friends as too many d) other ??

I agree with your recipe except you are putting the peanut butter on the wrong piece of bread.

I am sorry you are feeling so low and sorry that you are scared. I understand those feelings. You don't have to let them own you. I read your post and looked at your profile. I hope you can move away from feeling desperate. That's not a good place to be in. You don't have to be desperate. Desperation can lead to irrational…

Agree with this. Also, Apples in Stereo are pretty cool. (http://www.applesinstereo.com/)

Supposedly Mike Judge's brilliant satire Idiocracy originally had everyone a shade of brown, but the movie producers didn't like that.

Sure, it may have been meant as an insult. So what? You were working hard. Focus on that, move on. The same thing that motivated him to say what he did to you might just be the same thing that motivated you to let us know you could do the DLs he was doing, no problem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE61Bz7IHKg

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I think the sentiment of this thread is based around an appreciation of the absurd and an understanding of well-placed sarcasm. And I think that's a necessary (but far too uncommon) set up for levity, laughter and loosening of undergarments.

I think the sentiment of this thread is based around an unrealistic expectation that "others should just know how to treat me." And I think that's an unnecessary (but far too common) set up for resentment and wadding of undergarments.

Related story from article in OP: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/reasonable-doubt-overshadowed-cannibal-sickness-article-1.1286811 Terrible journalism, terrible writing. It's pretty bad, even for the NY Post, and even as an "opinion" piece (which it isn't clearly labeled). But the story does talk about the influence…

I love this story.

I see what you are saying, and share your concerns. If we replaced a less gruesome, more innocuous fantasy (say: dressing up as a clown) and applied that to all the factual evidence against him, I doubt things would have gone down the way they would have. As you say, thoughts/fantasies are just that. Either we believe that…

I get the desire for a jump start. I really do. And I know about the attraction to the idea of a "cleanse." But I'm pretty sure you lost all that weight from how much you ate, not what you ate. You restricted calories and dropped the weight. I won't argue that raw fruits and vegetables aren't a great part of anyone's diet.…

Yep. If you've been in any child care center, restaurant, hotel, or hospital, you have likely come into contact with a bleach solution. I don't eat baby carrots because they're not manly enough.

I am strangely drawn to this thread.

I'm kinda bummed you explained why you were wearing a cape.

Way to create a fake account just to say something confrontational. Right on, brave bro!

My first "big boy" bike was a 1980 CB750-F Super Sport. How far are you gonna go with the CB? I now ride a 2012 BMW R1200R Classic. My first BMW - first non-Jap bike after a long line of mostly Hondas.

So good.

Way to take a stand! Show them what's up! Teach them a thing or two... Way to school those folks.