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I love that MFP can provide detailed instructions on how to turn members on. http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/409529-pine-cone-bird-feeder

Getting kicked in the shins repeatedly. I hate that.

I don't care if a massage therapist is a man or woman. Regardless, I want someone who is strong enough to apply firm pressure. I don't like dainty massages. None of the massages I've ever paid for have been remotely sexual.

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Your very first forum post. That's a pretty good intro, IMO.

Are those..... tiny... hedgehog... balls?

I disagree that you agree. What? Look at the difference in your post and the post you quoted. One describes futility. The other describes making a choice, taking action.

What exactly is your pet peeve? That water is nothing else but H2O? That people talk about flavor water? Are you saying that anything with a flavor, color or taste is not water? Have you smelled my tap?

Happy pit owner for many years. My wife and I currently have one rescue pit named Junebug (in my profile pics, sleeping with my daughter). There will always be some maligned breed of dog that is the one that gets all the attention. It's pit bulls now, but it used to be Rotties, before that Dobermans, before that German…

Kinda like that band named Sofa Kingdom.

So perfect. Like the circle of life. I love Simba.

The use of a physics law to explain social dynamics notwithstanding, you are correct. But I'm (suprised? bummed? sad? crying?) that it needed to be said in its own thread. Also, severe lack of boobs.

This is one of the funniest threads I've read in awhile. OP, I hope you have a good sense of humor. I think it would feel pretty terrible to find out your partner that you made a commitment with was breaking that commitment and hiding it from you. You asked for thoughts. Here are my thoughts about your story. Others have…

I 100% wholeheartedly agree with 2, 3 and 5.

Especially since his table manners are reportedly barbaric. Who eats dinner with their relish fork? God!

Ugh. Road rash sucks bad enough. Getting all sweaty with road rash is extra itchy and stingy. Looks like you are in a sunny climate too. I hope you aren't too badly scraped. I know motorcycles are personal preference, but the Street Glide is one of the few Harleys I really like. Sorry you wrecked it. Do what you can. Heal.…

Have you had Dr. Pepper Jelly Belly jelly beans? They are more awesome in your mouth than typing out the name. For realz. Jelly beans aren't that bad, calorie-wise. And they are jam-packed with tooth-sticking deliciousness.

I hear what you are saying. But now all I can think about is how I would look with red hair.

The only thing more fun and useful than threads bemoaning undesired behavior on the forum are the grand sweeping generalizations and armchair psychoanalysis of said behavior.

I generally wait until I see a death certificate.

That can't possibly be true because all I see are goat porn ads.

It totally works if you slam two Red Bulls, run up three flights of stairs, then read it out loud.

You can squat Satan! Impressive.

I agree, Carl. But he is that dude.

What is your plan if your husband changes his mind in the future? Can you renegotiate? Sometimes people change their minds. Sometimes that has consequences. It's easy to play armchair psychologist and moral superior on a forum (questioning his character, integrity, etc.) You say you didn't push him into the decision but…

Four pages and not one Ron Swanson reference yet? I cried a little. But looking this up made me smile again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DleceyAO34M

Wow. A thread titled "Ladies..." started by a guy with a username that has to be in the top ten most awesome and laugh-inducing usernames on MFP ever... and while we're not delving into astrophysics or political discussion, it's actually a thought-provoking, non-innuendo question. Did not expect this. Bravo, Jipples. (for…

Studies also show that men with large feet are more likely to be Catholic and poop in the woods.

My mom.