kennethmgreen Member

Thank you for posting this. And congrats on your weight loss. Way to go! I think we like to feel "our way" is the "best way" - because if another method makes more sense, that might mean I'm not doing it the best/the longest/the most/the hardest/etc. I am naturally most critical of choices that are most unlike my own…

You do not like them. SO you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may I say. Sing them! Hum them! I do not care. Just please make sure it's not while drilling into one of my molars with your red face right next to mine, okay buddy?

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? Would you, could you, in the rain? Christmas carols give you pain?

Would you? Could you? in a car? Christmas! Carols! Here they are. You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree?

Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? Perhaps on an accordian? My wise friend Contrarian.

Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?

Let me tell you why I don't like Christmas carols. I went to a dentist some years ago. It was in December. I had to get some drilling done. Drilling is never pleasant. So I'm in my chair leaned back with my mouth jacked open, saliva evaporating faster than I can dry swallow. Up to this point the techs that were tending to…

namaste

Outstanding.

Well, it's obvious we'll never hook up then. That's my favorite foreplay technique.

Bingo. And not of the I9 variety. I don't know if you are making amends, holding a candle for this person, have ulterior motives or what. You aren't looking for advice, because you already took action. Are you seeking confirmation? Condemnation? Do you feel guilty? What do you mean was it the right or wrong thing to do? If…

A plate of microwaved chocolate bars.

This cannot be overstated. Posting something on an Internet forum is not the same as hanging out with your close friends. It is not sitting down to dinner with the family and discussing your feelings. It *can* be like those things, but it rarely is. Posting on a forum is similar to showing up at a party where you might…

Well done.

Love the picture. Love this post. Love you. Your attitude has always been inspiring to me - including (especially!) the sarcasm. Thank you for being part of the MFP community and being a good friend.

Oh boy! I get to talk about me. I cannot top kganger's post for funny, so I'll play this one straight. My main flaws (the most obvious and/or most constant in my life): Crazy hypersensitive (this is both good and bad) Extremely critical (of self and others) Sarcastic and flippant, often inappropriately Sometimes arrogant…

Not too wordy. But how come when I see a potential mate, and I start running quickly in circles, flapping my arms, bobbing my head up and down and whistling really loud it never works? Ever.

Oh, I'm a complete weirdo. You were right about that. But do just eat some chocolate. Really. Don't give it so much power. You can eat a little chocolate every day and stay within your calorie plan and it still BE HEALTHY.

Hi Erin. I hope you find the support you are looking for. An online forum may not be the best place for that. But I do know the power of feeling you are not alone. That is important. Have you talked to anyone at your school? Your profile makes it sound like you may live at home. Are you under 18? I'm sorry you aren't…

Sometimes, when I'm REALLY craving chocolate I will go to the store and buy six or seven milk chocolate bars and two or three dark chocolate bars and maybe even a white chocolate bar. I will come home, put on some music, turn the lights down really low and make sure the shades are drawn. I will slowly unwrap each bar,…

Have you heard David Cross's stand-up routine about this? David Cross - Literally - YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ly1UTgiBXM (curse words warning)

As most have already said, quitting a bunch of stuff at once is really tough (unless you are locked up). Why not tackle one at a time? You said you were quitting smoking. Does that mean you have quit? Have cut back? Thinking about quitting? Quit and slipped up a few times? I know for me, one of the things I had to do was…

Everyone knows bears are Catholic.

I can't imagine going without either. I love both. Cottage cheese is a great protein source. Experiment. Different brands can taste pretty different. The full fat (4%) cottage is creamier, and with some brands, makes a big difference. There are other brands that I like the lowfat variety. I eat it plain now, but have, in…

The stork does most of the work, so I don't know what you are worrying about.

I cannot stand doing keigles.

First off, welcome to MyFitnessPal. Not sure if you've been here before, or you meant you have dieted before. I can understand your frustration and fear. If you need to cry, go cry. No shame in that (or calories). Unfortunately, there is nothing magic I, or anyone else can say to keep you on track, making healthy…

I can tell you with complete honesty that I am capable of thinking dirty thoughts about someone dressed in a burlap bag, or even a voice crackling over the drive-through speaker. Clothing has little to do with it. Mmmmm.... burlap.....

No. Your smiley is too close to the end of your sentence.

Isn't any effectiveness related to appetite suppression and NOT fat burning? Are there really supplements that reduce fat? The stomach flu offers pretty good weight loss results too, you know.