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So what exactly is a "serving"? A cup? I usually have at least 4 cups of veggies just at dinner. A few more during the day, and a banana or something with my breakfast shake.

This entire thread gives my brain a sad.

This totally reminded me of an incident when I was a teenager. My dad was a truck driver and sometimes during the summer I'd ride with him for a few weeks. So this one time I really had to pee and we couldn't stop. My dad is like, just go back in the sleeper and pee in a bottle. I get about halfway through and he hits the…

Forgot there was also my trips to McDonalds. I was horrible. Me: Big Mac Meal, please Drive-Thru: You wanna super-size that? Me: You're damn skippy, I do Drive-Thru: Anything else? Me: Well since you asked, go ahead and throw in a couple of those double cheeseburgers on the side. Love those little greaseballs.

Does it make me a terrible person that I can't stop laughing about this? I wouldn't be all that embarrassed. She probably had it comin

Why would you drain and rinse ground turkey? There's barely any fat in there to begin with, and it's not like fat is a bad thing.

I won't list it all out here, but let's just say I could frequently spend $25 at Taco Bell for myself. As cheap as that garbage is, that's an insane amount of food.

Oh man. They are delicious. Normally found near the protein bars and stuff. They're basically fruit and nuts combined to make different flavors like Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter Cookie. Around 220 calories a piece. I typically have one every day. http://www.larabar.com/

Greek yogurt and Larabars

As a grown man, I still prefer bubble baths over showers, and go through a lot of Mr Bubble. I regret nothing!

Mine is open to the world. Feel free to add me if you want

I'm glad you feel better and all, but if my doc pulled this on me I'd beat him like he stole somethin.

Most days I have a protien shake and a banana, but today I was all out of bananas and had a leftover chicken breast. Chopped up the chicken breast and mixed it in with 2 scrambled eggs and 2 Tbsp of picante sauce. It turned out pretty good.

The folks on my FL are awesome, and make this whole trek a lot more bearable. It also helps me to not drive my girlfriend completely insane with my obsessing. Probably 98% of my friends are redditors from /r/loseit, but I've found some great people on here as well.

lol No worries. I got what you were saying. I'm not at all worried about the MFP forum mob.

Nope I did not. I meant no offense to anyone personally who responded. If you feel you need to report it anyway, go right ahead. You might want to think about why you're taking offense by what I said, when it not directed at you though.

I have to agree with this. If you put forth the image that you're looking for certain things, even unintentionally, don't be surprised when a bunch of douchebros show up ready to provide.

I'm always giving them helpful tips like if you were a stripper instead of a flight attendant I'd be giving you dollars right now.

Republic of Texas :) Currently in Austin.

22lbs. in 4 weeks, as of today. Almost half way to my first goal.

Mine is mostly classic rock. Kansas, Creedance Clearwater, Alice in Chains, some AC/DC, etc.

What can I say? I'm a terrible person. Actually I don't steal hers much any more, except the cinnamon soy puffs. Those things are delicious. Otherwise, there are a few things she bought a box or two of and decided she didn't like so I take care of it for her.

Walking is great, like others have said. You can always modify normal moves to do at home. Instead of jumping jacks, do half-jacks where you step an alternating foot out to the side. Do lunges. You're in control of how extreme you go. If it's just a little lunge, that's cool. Same thing for squats. Push-ups. Not only can…

Say whut? My girlfriend is on Ideal Protien and I steal her snacks all the time because they taste awesome.

Can't really say I was ever bullied. In high school I got pushed into a lot of fights I'd rather not have had. High School is a weird place and I think some people have a prison mentality or something that makes them want to pick a fight with the biggest guy around. Like that's ever turned out to be a good idea.

Whatever works for you. I'm certainly not going to try to convince anyone my way is any better than theirs. For the record though, I'll be finishing up today anywhere between 500 and 700 under, and I'm on a 2lb. per week target. You bet your *kitten* I'll be running and lifting tomorrow just fine without downing a bunch of…

Actually if your goal is losing weight and you find yourself 400 calories below at the end of the day and not hungry you DO get extra points for not being a complete dork and drinking a full glass of liquid sugar that's just going to make you crave more sugar.

Not even really a diet-y food, but I've found I'm pretty addicted to broccoli now. I can easily take down massive quantities of steamed broccoli at dinner time and not rack up many calories at all.

As a dude with a bald head and a good bit of grey going on in my goattee, this is the greatest thread ever.

Anyone feel free to add me. I'm just getting started. About a week in but I'm in it for the long haul. I'm 5'10" and was at my all time high last week of 292lbs. I'd be happy to get back to 240, which is what I was all through HS and college. I was ridiculously athletic for a guy that size though. Long term I'm looking to…