mrphil86 Member

I was told there would be snacks here... I see no snacks!

I do not like oatmeal cookies!

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Sliced pears Cutting them is too much work!

"l" looks like "I"

Sliced pizza! Because holding a whole 16" pizza is just madness!

In because I'm a guy!

Going on 5 years!

Sliced cheese... Don't forget about that!

I'll help you out there ;) (Use the "Direct Link" and place that in the "img" tag) Oh and looking good.

Sliced Bread!

Cheese.

Cheese wiz.

I'll stay!

Well that's not very nice!

My friend Darwin says you should go and find out if they really are! :happy:

Likes to party?

I saw bacon and I'm in!

Errr... you don't literally don't get high... Some people call it winds... It's just a point in your running where you can push a little more and you kinda zone out before going back to your normal speed.

Rod Stewart

@bee Pass the spanks between my hands while they dance in a merry fashion.

Start singing, "There's No Way Out of Here" by David Gilmour

Oh I'd stay for a little bit. Pretty sure could could kill me if I stared too long :P

I wharblegarble.

Dance of Spanks!

Well, you already have your pants half way off so I might as well stay. I'll help you look for ingrown hairs!

Was always comparing swim suits =.

I died laughing. Thanks... now I'm dead :/