Jiminibee

Is a zombie. Mean by default.

^^^ This, nicely said. It's actually a pretty loving answer, just subtly so lol

You'll have to be quick, cos this tongue is damn nimble missy! Repeat previous grabbage, in a way that would seem to need more than two hands...

Grab in various places :P

Mean exterior, sheltering a mean interior, who throws mean elbows at every opportunity, cos underneath she's a fierce, fiercely loyal friendly friend - to her friends. That's all I got :)

@ ifaith - Totally mean. Busted me ;)

Looks mean but super friendly

@ wilma - aggressively friendly and bubbly fun

Exactly this. Great minds lol

I have some thoughts about what you're probably doing that isn't helping you, from your post i already see things I would personally change. Open your dairy/add me as a friend and I'll make some suggestions if you like :)

Out dance ;)

@ Kelly Spank til she dances! :P

Dude. I am 5'10". A couple of years ago I got up to 285lbs. I know how you feel, and I know how to help you. I am not going to waste my time writing a long post here. No offense to you or anyone else, but I do not see the advice you need given here, and it would be better if I could be direct with you. I'm not trying to…

@TheWatcher Anchorman :)

I'm 20 days in, doing great, but love the community and giving/receiving support. Add me! :D

I'm only 20 days in, but I am always looking for new, active, supportive friends. Feel free to add me - anyone of you! Have a kick *kitten* day! :D

Clean for sure

I'm working towards 8-10%. Currently 28% More into lifestyle changes, health, and longevity, but until I get there, there will be an emphasis on fat loss. Re measuring: It doesn't really matter which method you use to track your BF%, so long as you are consistant with the method/device you are using. If it's +-5%, it…

I apologize if this sounds preachy, and I realize it is a long post, and I am not trying to offend anyone, or say people are wrong. My message for those of you who don't want/have time to read the ramblings of a passionate, happy non (ex) smoker: There is an easy way that is free (go to your library!), and has a 96% +…

Short answer: YES. Longer answer: Not the most effective for fat loss or strength/muscle gain by a long shot, but our ancestors walked A LOT, and our bodies have adapted well to it. It is literally part of what our bodies are meant to do. It shouldn't be the only exercise you do, but each persons abilities are relative,…

Shhhh! Gosh, did you have to tell everyone! Banned for gratuitous yoga wearing ;)

Lol always!

CALLED IT! :))) Mysteriously unbanned at the same time various MFP members and mods disappeared

Banned for bending water - that is against the laws of physics maam!

That is why I love my Vibram Five Fingers - just like barefoot but sharp stones or whatever else do not hurt you. I always train in mine, run, lift... I wear steel toed boots for work, my VFFs are like Christmas for my feet lol

Oh no, it is definitely funny. I have to use a whip and a chair like a lion tamer! ;P

That there is workplace-appropriate cleavage - no ban! lol Banned for trying to train an army of dogs without necessary permits

This really is my hair straight out the shower lol it is well trained @ Robyn Banned for running an international money laundering racket... you can tell shes the sort lol ;)

Banned for impersonating Angelina Jolie with those lips, holy moly!! ;)

Tattoos and tits :)