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Oh, and you can't talk in the movie theater. I'm not *kitten* kidding. Srs bsns. :)

Trust. When I discuss my personal business with you, assume it's in confidence...not fodder for gossip. Respect mah privacy!

The notion that women are somehow so incapable of taking care of themselves that they would expect or even need to be "provided for" in the old school sexist sense is pretty offensive in the 21st century. At least in the developed, liberated West. I'll not speak about situations in other places or times. In the…

Giving it the benefit of the doubt.

Celebrating having talked myself out of buying mint chip ice cream.

https://youtu.be/kRZAk2rfESU That'll be in there for a while.

"Bro. I love you. But you are going bald. You are 40. You can't rock the ponytail anymore. It's time to let go."

The complete works of ABBA. Monster Mash The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (With Nimoy. Yes. That one.) The Batman(1989) theme. Danny Elfman. I don't care. It's awesome.

You're not supposed to actually listen to "Blurred Lines". You're supposed to watch the video with the sound muted.

Psht. Well there's your problem. Teeth have been coddled.

Now, now. Canada is far too polite for that. And we all know stereotypes are always true...

But yeah...gouda is clearly the winner. So good with pastrami.

Seems that the Dutch invented telescopes, submarines, and CD/DVD/Blu-ray. Or so google implies.

I'd think you'd have some extra traction between yourself and the seat, considering.... o:)

Wow a gummy bear? Not a good sign. If you're going to kill a tooth, next time go for some beef jerky or a bottle cap. :D

No, I get that. Most people are at least basically attractive to me...they have to veto themselves. I think as time passes the balance shifts from being willing to trade character flaws for physical hotness to the reverse. Now I just want someone who is interesting and trustworthy, regardless of their bikini modeling chops.

New Orleans was actually built above sea level originally. All that growth later on though...

"Dinosaurs...pretty cool. Used to have toy dinosaurs." "You know, 3D printers are so good they can print them now." "Wow, really?" She said, eyes half lidded, sliding her hand across the table. "What else can they print...?" "....Funny you should ask."

What an ironic statement.

Sounds like NASA is going to let SpaceX fuel their rockets with live astronauts inside of them! Wild.

Quiet, you! Americans are unique in that they aren't allowed to have invented anything or take pride in anything. Sit down and take it. :)

TIME makes them more interesting. Looking back, there were women I should have paid attention to. Should have taken a chance on. They were probably the good ones...but I walked right past to go for the bad ones. Thinking about it now that I'm older I kick myself when I look back, because the best people were the ones I…

...pretty sure it was the Brits.

Nice. (inserts joke [lol inserts] about cherries lost and boxes they came in.)

Winner.

Gotta be cherry.

Well, you know. Cats. Boxes. Schrödinger. Can't help myself. (top 10 nerdiest references in MFP history. Just saying.)

You don't have to hold out to make yourself appealing to people who wouldn't otherwise date you. You're supposed to be filtering those people out, not catering to them. Lose the weight for you. If you are trying to fit a mold for others, there will always be something someone isn't into.

Why would that guy need to protect his head?

Yes. The basic need for people to be attracted to one another is equivalent to shallow, trashy, gold digging. Seriously? :|