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She wanted me to carry her everywhere. She may be little, but darn it I am too!
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Said I was a workaholic because i spent 5 hours at work each day.
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Nope
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So would i!
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"we're going to need a strip search"
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no
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Maybe the minute after minute, or hour after hour?
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Flo is hot!
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Call for back up?
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Bring that sexy booty here!
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Cop car scenario? >:)
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She had a 4 inch book full of who she was, expected me to read it and follow each rule to the T if I wanted to be with her. It was too much work!
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Involve him in the make out session.
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Why have they been spending most their lives living in a gangsters paradise?
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Sit on her lap for a make out session
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Crush crush crush! For a year and still crushing it!
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The ways things are going should I know?
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guy so.....lol
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well she's a
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This is the outfit she chose for sexy time
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Is he safe?
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Um, Khakis. lol
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I'm living life do or die, what can I say?
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He's hot, but barely know him, so no.
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Serve him coffee, nude.
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She was always so confused, turned out she didn't even know we were dating!
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Jake? From Statefarm?
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And my homies is down so do you want to rouse my anger fool?
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Don't you see this gleam in my eye?