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For me, the issue is not size, it's enthusiasm, creativity, style and attitude. If you don't "do" oral then you'd better be FANTASTIC at other stuff, and VERY enthusiastic.

Do you even Vagina?

Green Day - Dookie

I just saw this on BuzzFeed and thought of this thread. http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/deliciously-dark-comedies-you-should-see-before-you-die I've seen many of them and agree, they're must see movies.

What happened to the carrot? Carrots can't go to raves now? It's not like carrots did anything, they're just orange. WACIST!

DOMs from Dommes? ETA stupid acronyms

I'm no one to give advice about this, BUT I'm gonna go ahead anyway. Mostly bumping for my FL (who are awesome) because they know this stuff better than most. I think it's important to first get your calories under control. Then, after you have that you can start getting your macros right. I've noticed a lot of my…

You're the one who accepted me the second time.

I don't want your soul, just your ...

I think we've already established you don't want me.

Me. I'm the sandwich filling. ETA: OP your sandwiches sound AMAZING

Just one?

You are doing all the work, my love. You are NOT the bride who has a wedding planner. You are the bride who is doing it all on her own. ABSOLUTELY do not pay. Get **** done like you have been. I would not let her use you as a reference unless she actually does something for you.

What she said.

That's a shame.

Damaged liver seems to have been a prerequisite in the past. Now, I'll help you damage it.

THIS. and this

I was hiking through a volcanic crater when I had the ULTIMATE poverty dinner Canned refried beans dry ramen sriracha It was the best meal I've ever eaten.

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Mama, what makes today different from all other days?

I'm the one sending the creepy ones. Usually, I'm really good at gauging just how creepy an individual can take, and they get accepted. Flattery mixed with just enough creep gets most people who I want, and weeds out the ones who can't take a joke. Once I was sending out a few while drunk. I'm a MUCH worse judge of…

Oh, now you're just splitting hairs.

my mom

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