DBoone85 Member

Trap? Newsflash honey...you are using the wrong bait.

You do not need a boat. You just need a friend who has a boat..

I traced your IP address, and am waiting in your bedroom with a ring, some handcuffs and three bridesmaids. When do you get off work again?

Hopefully, we will be playing you in the Championship game.

\ Please, please, please, please be right.....

You are playing an alternative high school for your first game. At least you will have one win this year.

You are probably gonna die. Just give up.

"WAR EAGLE!" Oops.....this is not about football, is it? My bad, yo!

But do you share noodz?

I used to write my papers in red so that the corrections were not so traumatic. Green corrections on my red papers would look kind of festive...lilke Christmas. I like the idea.

Aaannnnndddddddddddddddddddd---If they don't eat their meat, they can't have any pudding. How can they have any pudding if they don't eat their meat???

I need moar noodz....

I can't help it. I am a Friend Nympho.....

My inner circle will always be special. Now I just want numbers. Quantity baby...not quality.

I don't have time to be sending out 900 more FR's...please send one to me. Mkthx....

You already know that I ALWAYS send noodz to my friends.

Its not really a challenge...it is something to bring ATTENTION to a disease that has forever been hidden behind the scenes. It is about more than the ice water....fact is we are talking about it. ALS has never been talked about...the public has NO IDEA what ALS means or how devistating it is to the people who have it. It…

There are natural male supplements that you can get over the counter now. You should try them.

~LIKE~

You already have mine...why do you need more?

This!

I want my free Gubment phone. NOW.

Pickels are much more limber. They may fill you up, but they never satisfy you.

Boris, you know that our father not happy to see you have reclined me again to the basement hole. No interweb down here but lucky for me you forget my inteliggent fone for to post most important massages on the MFP.

No bank account I have not, my boyfriend does to handle all of the funds and provides me only and above all the things that I must need for subsistence. However, I happily to send you a coffee can through mail direct for you can put the currency into the can and return it me for most secure safe keeping and retrieval at…

Oh, friend Elena, thank to you for your gracious offer of the friendship. I ask you that send request to my account for me being accepting you to my motivational group. Looking forward to having chance to meet with you and determine how me most effectively reach goals we set together.

You were always becoming to goodness to me DD, it was not for your compassion and comfort that I left, but more for love of the man who now I live for and beg to please with my every thought and desire. I should hope to never have to return to the dancing but if I do your most considerate offer I will reconsider, but never…

This. There is a lady in my neighborhood who lets her little ****eater dog run loose, against all county laws. When I run, it runs out into the street barking lilke crazy. The first time, I ignored it, and it bit me. I went to the house and told the lady not to let it happen again. A few days later, it came out at me…

Processed white sugar. Because it will kill rats in a controlled environment, and sailors in the 1600's.

My dad had a friend that would not let him bring me over because he thought I would crap on his yard. Or was it his sofa? Either way, he was not a nice man, and daddy beat him black and blue one day.