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Lol. Hm... guess mine is pretty annoying then.

'Cause you know, crater face is SOooO charming *stops mid-feigned-swoon to vomit in her mouth a little*

Uh-oh... don't bring JM into this! It always ends badly:

Bwahahaha! *dials up Lords of Acid's "Pu$$y" on her iPod* What a great way to start my day! Thanks :D

Just checking in really quick. I may have only gotten in one day of straight-up logable exercise last week but I don't feel guilty at all because my activity level has been through-the-roof! The two days before yesterday were dedicated to wallpaper glue removal and yesterday was all taping and painting! I'm running around…

The book "The Fat Fallacy" explained it quite well. It basically compared the French diet which is 35-40% fat where they have a 6% obesity rate to our diet which is 20-25% fat and since we started restricting it, our obesity rate has shot up to 33%. The author put it pretty plainly when he compared it to the gas crisis in…

Maybe you just need to escalate your Kinsey scale rating?

Family of swimmers here; #3 all the way!

*looks around* Some people are MIA :( Here's my good news: Since the July 5th pics; I went from 155lbs to 153lbs, 19.8% BF to 18.95% BF, a 29" waist to a 28.5" waist and a 40" hip to a 39.5" hip! It also appears that my bikini is growing, or more accurately... I'm shrinking!!! See how the hip tie keeps getting closer and…

darkrider42: I LOOOOOOVE those "Real Men of Genius" commercials! It was my inspiration :) My fav though still has to be the Overaccessorized Taxi Cab Driver; "can I use your toaster?"

That wouldn't be too "WWE" of me, would it? Oooooh! Can you do the WWE announcer voice?

Bwahahahaha! Oh... oh... and people actually thought the casual racism card was worse? SMH. That's pretty deep in the can of worms I opened.

I'm sorry, but from here on out... if you haven't made it past the OP and decide to post anyway your post will be respectfully ignored and snickered at considerably, unless of course you are bearing gifts or services appropriate for the occasion. 2 of 2 votes for the first invite image, check! We're still short a: circus…

Hmmm. I'm deeply touched & honored you made this your 14th post. I guess I must have missed the memo you got re: "Chit-Chat, Fun & Games" forum being a misnomer. Hunh. Imagine that. Chalk that up to another blonde moment for me! Thanks for setting me straight ;)

Lol... I'm just happy that it ended as gracefully as it did :D

OMG, is it really that easy to kill your own thread?!?! There's a new one for the troll handbook...

Plenty of calories!!! Are you suggesting I modify the invites to mention there will be skyclad dancing?!?! A bit ironic for a witchburning, I LOVE IT!!! Yes, we don't want "what to wear" awkwardness like when it comes to Halloween parties (always the scandal!). I was thinking about the tee-shirts for the gun, let me run…

And now ladies, it's time to select a background for the flyer handout/invite. Should I use the first one or second one? Discuss! FearAnLoathing: would you please be so kind as to assume hosting duties once I am incapable? I'm not sure of the exact protocol for this, I can't seem to locate Emily Post's chapter on…

lol, aw eff it. Most of you responding after this haven't bothered getting to my second post. Light a fire for my stake, I'm sure FearAndLoathing will bring the popcorn. There will be a sign-up sheet for other witch-burning crowd fare. Please indicate what you'll be bringing; marshmallows, Graham crackers, and chocolate…

(double post)

Ok, for the record, this was a lighthearted observation! I don't think she's actually racist; I've never seen unequal treatment of the BL contestants by color... If you're looking at it seriously, the most I'm saying she may be guilty of is stereotyping/type-casting. Please put up the pitchforks, torches and spades, lol!

Yes, I agree with the previous stated points: 1. There is a difference between coordinated and mismatched. 2. Retailers have caught on to the fact that women like to customize, ergo, selling "separates" in the swimsuit section. 3. Not all women are perfect hourglasses and may wear a different size on top than bottom. I'm…

My first guess/recommendation is to up your calories by at least 200-300 net/day. My no-BS experience: 1st 6wks on MFP: successfully lost 1lb/wk, set for various net intakes, but the average for all those weeks came out to 1500/day Wks 7-12: big fat plateau, set for various net intakes, but the average for all those weeks…

I know you're closed but had to tell you all the group name gave me a great laugh!

I've friended many on "common thread" topics (taller women, swim freaks, local, military, moms, etc.) and by joining challenges in the Motivation & Support forum. Some I've imported from my online mommy group on another website :) The others I attract simply because they like my outspoken don't-sugar-coat-*kitten* style in…

All I have to say is, "GO US" for having max participation!!!

(edited, I've now read your other posts describing how you deeply you feel about the kids you watch over, I second the other posters idea of being an au pair... It seems like in your original post you had no previous desire to have your own kiddos before, so I responded with the following:) If you have to ask this, then…

Oh, forgot to mention (lol, IMAGINE THAT!) that a big *kitten* (like a foot in diameter) rainmaker showerhead helps immensely.

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As far as tats are concerned, I have virgin skin. Always said I'd get my USMC tat once I got put on the Permanently Disabled Retirement List, which was over a year ago :(