OhhNiff Member

I can't help it! It feels so good when you do that thing with your tongue! Lol.

Maybe for us smart folk. Lol.

My idea, people need to stick to watching porn.

Sorry, we'll keep it down.

Never Alone - ill.gates

Please give me their contact information so I may find out the answer to my aforementioned inquiry. Thank you.

Maybe. Do others think of you as a "higher quality" pervert?

If you do it right there will never be a restraining order.

First you stalk, from afar. And you keep doing this for a while, sending love notes and other such things randomly to their house. I'm sure somewhere in there you collect a piece of their hair and clone them.

I have no friends. :( TNP is on the forums. Hehe.

True! TNP is going to change the music currently on to something less, soothing.

Male pervert sounds redundant to me.

I don't block...I just make them cry. :)

I don't think reverse psychology works when the tone of the post is pretty adamant about NOT wanting unknown creepers creepin'. But I want pizza now for some reason.

Definitely the former and not the latter.

Yes please.

Luckily most men can't figure out how to send pics without sharing links on here. Woohoo MFP!

Hehe. I'll add: We know that because we are women on the internet that we are going to have men trying to flirt with us, and we may play along. That doesn't mean we want to see your little peter. Thank you.

MY LADY!

False...dang it. TNP is at work wishing she were going dancing instead.

He gets the pull out couch.

Lady, my shirt unbuttons very easily all for you!

Because he dumped my Lady. :p

Lo siento, pero no. @above: you still get the foot of the bed.

The truth is no because I am happily not married. :tongue:

I need someone to cuddle with....

Yes! What now??

She thought I meant it when I said no...

She always stole my jewelry.

She got mad at me drinking all natural juice. :p