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A pain in my butt. Lol. Jk.
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Orthopedist.
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I give you permission to do so.
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Misogynist. That is a full time job, trust me.
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I am now accepting friends. Applications are available upon request. :wink:
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Silently creep. Muahaha.
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Movie date?
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I had three of the coconut cremes, 190 calories. Yum.
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Cute.
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Siren - Emancipator
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2.5 pounds. Gain some weight! Geesh.
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He called me fat. :p
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My Little Pony collection.
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Movement.
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Dude.
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We need to have like a dinner party with our closet guests.
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My soapbox is rather tall.
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The Johnny Depp version? Please say yes. You're hiding Jack Nicholson.
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I calls 'em like I sees 'em: that was dumb. *picks up the mic and steps on soapbox* :)
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Well that was dumb.
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You are my new best friend! Because in your closet is the body of my old best friend. :(
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I can't say the "A" word...I'm a lady. :)
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My *kitten* is going numb from sitting at this desk.
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Her diary from middle school.
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He should know I'm kidding since I'm not within sniffing distance.
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No, but the moment I get my hands on one everyone better watch out. Have you ever been caught singing in the shower?
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I'm gonna do it right now. :p
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No sir. Have you ever thought about proposing to a woman at some sporting event?
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I honestly think sleeves and the like look better on men.
