Tiggerrick Member

BAhahahahahaha:laugh: :drinker:

Register anyways, and send a link to your 'out of town' friends that would never show up.... have your fake wedding in Africa or Australia... where they would never go, and hope for them sending the gift via mail. Towels would just 'show up' at your door. Then, a few months later, have a fake divorce. :laugh:

bump.... for later

Well, it works better with a support group!

Butch 1. I do most of my own car care 2. I move heavy furniture by myself 3. I check women out (women are Gods best and worst creation :laugh: ) 4. I can't coordinate my clothes well 5. I built my own shed on the side yard Femme 1. I wear earings 2. I have long hair 3. I can (and do) cook 4. I can iron and sew 5. I like to…

My MFPeeps!:laugh: Love this section on the Message Boards (even as they are overly moderated). I get quite a few laughs.

that was....AWESOME!!!!! I want an M2A pill or two.... I'd go to COSTCO and have a hot dog and a pizza!!!! YEAH, that's the ticket.

That I have to sleep... feels like I am wasting time. That I have to work.... feels like I am wasting life. That I have to poop... eat-eat-eat-poop ... repeat. Endless cycle. That I have to pee.... another cycle. That I have to pay alimony...damn California laws That I have to pay taxes That my son's Mom is well meaning…

How could you be married to both Tom and ME??? YOU'RE THE CHEATER!!! I'm calling MY lawyer.... and your MOM!!!

BUMP for later.

BUMP.... for when I am at home and it's not blocked.

Yes with the opposite sex. I so enjoy hugs. They are such a great way to let my guard down.... not so much with my own sex unless it's a real good friend that I have not seen for months.

Bring whipped cream!!!!

I second the motion... All in favor??? All opposed.???? The motion is carried forward by unanimous votes :devil:

Ricardo = powerful leader. But I am really working hard at changing the meaning to "amazingly talented lover":wink:

"My period JUST passed".... 9 months later :-\

"If you marry me...."

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

I KNEW I wasn't the only one referring to this day as S.A.D. Alone by choice.

"I'm sorry, I'll never do it again"

So I got results from 16 riders for a total of 4980.05miles. That's an average of 311.25 per rider. WOW. Way to go guys

DAUM

OH ****!!!!!!

I love your no excuses attitude!!! Way to go.

Let me hit you on the head with a pound of feathers as hard as I can.... Now, let me hit you with a pound of lead as hard as I can... See the difference??? Each time someone makes the "muscle weighs more than fat" reference without taking into account the "by volume" aspect, I want to do the second one ... on their head!

Bump

Well, not to be totally left in the dust, I did a 23.45mi ride on the last day of the month. Now, to figure out my totals.

I SUCKED this month. Guys, PM me your totals please.

I've heard of sweet and sour, sweet and salty, but sweet and fishy??

1- A spirited drive in the mountains in my car with the top off, (including a couple of doughnuts). 2- Some sweet texts from a friend that made me feel special. 3- The thought that I would rather be living my life than anyone elses. All of the above made possible by God.