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OP, your threads are ludicrous and a complete waste of time.
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Nope. Never fallen asl.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........................................................
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I don't answer questions of people who (A) skip questions and (B) are close-minded wenches
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Speaks her very own language when making sweet, sweet love
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Nope. I don't criticize things I've never tried. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love in a threesome?
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Naughty love?? Is there another kind??? Oh yeah...sweet, sweet love. But I digress..... Never been caught. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love from behind?
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They are claws, not nails, thank you very much. And it's bourbon, not bourdon. And no. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love under the moonlight in the forest?
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What defines it as questionable? Boysenberry flavor? Then, yes. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love whilst bathing in the lake?
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Scout for dates? Not intentionally. Kik'd and exchanged naughty pics? I'm a bear. I don't have opposable thumbs so I can't text!!! Oops...and stalker, no. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love on a bearskin rug (you sicko)?
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Nope. What's the point? I'm looking for THE ONE and this IS a dating site.... Have you ever made sweet, sweet love with a pinecone stuck in your *kitten* the whole time?
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No to the picnic basket. Yogi is a pvssy. No. Smokey peeks. And he's creepy. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love to a forest animal that WASN'T a bear??
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DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!!! Have you ever made sweet, sweet love while slathered in honey?
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YOU SKIPPED ME!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: I refuse to answer your question on principle.
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Yup. In the rain even. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love while the forest burns around you because that damn Smokey didn't do his f'ing job????
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Drunk dialed, yes. Messaged someone after they deleted me, yeah....*hangs head in shame* Have you ever made sweet, sweet love while hunting for a new den?
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NO!!! But I totally should. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love while you are supposed to be hunting salmon?
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No. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love when you're supposed to be hibernating?
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Nope. It's in my future though since I have a daughter.... Have you ever made sweet, sweet love in a bear cave?
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Nah. Have you ever made sweet, sweet love to a bear?
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^^^^Exactly this.
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Next time, OP, just slap it out of their hands, yell "NO!!!!" at the top of your lungs and collapse in a hysterical, crying mess on to the floor, kicking and screaming like a two-year-old. I promise no one will ever offer you food again.
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Drink alcohol. Watch football. Wear cat suits.
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Or people could just not go in to the restaurant, but that requires personal responsibility and accountability so........
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So how do you rank your teams then? B1G, SEC....then what? And, more importantly, WTF??? Pick a team and root for them.
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GLITTER POOP FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!
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I read the first sentence. I didn't need to read anything else. It's called self-control OP. Try it.
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Grow up, jackhole. Making fun of an eating disorder isn't funny or cute.
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You NEED to gain weight. I agree with everyone else. Get some professional help. Please.
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Sorry Danni, but you're delusional. Even as an SEC homer myself, there is NO team from one of the Power 5 conferences that wouldn't end up in the playoff if they run the table. And that is especially true for FSU since - right or wrong - they are the preseason #1. If they never lose, they aren't falling out of the top 4.…
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This x1000. I don't put a lot of stock in Week 1 results. Too much football yet to be played and, like wolverine said, we don't know if the teams that looked good actually ARE good or if the teams that looked bad actually ARE bad until we know more about the teams they played.