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I work for the census bureau. I will be recording you as a Dutch in my official record.

Why are you avoiding the question?

She said she DIDN'T call you a Dutch oven. Are you even Dutch???

Lol. I could not care less if someone who doesn't know who Doc Holliday is agrees with me or not. :flowerforyou:

She called you a pot kettle????????? You don't have to sit there and take that!!! BAD PAIGE!!!!!!! Therealobi1 is CLEARLY not a pot kettle. You take it back!!!!!

And clearly, it's all about you. And your hypocrisy. (Only Doc Holliday is ALLOWED to be hypocritical)

:flowerforyou: For those who read this and get riled up, it's sarcasm :flowerforyou:

It's true. She does, however, enjoy salads.

Agreed. Their meatball subs.......*drool*.................

This is..........new??? :noway: :laugh: Someone hasn't been paying attention..............

Nah. Never mind.

Am I the only one who was hoping for pics of Southern Belles???

Garrison Brothers bourbon. Neat.

I'll help you track your sleep (and this is just an example, so please don't do this every night): if you go to bed at 10:00 p.m. and wake up at 7:00 a.m., you slept for nine hours. HOWEVER (this could get tricky), if you go to sleep at 10:45 and wake up at 6:15, you slept for 7 1/2 hours. If you go to Target or Wal-Mart…

Who the hell still uses a Blackberry??

Is it a little bit selfish? Sure it is. Why is that a bad thing? If it makes you feel better, your family is supportive and it's not something that will be a financial detriment, then go for it. And post pics. :flowerforyou:

^^^ I like you. OP, we get it. You're all about what's in it for you and you think we should just accept whoever wants to lurk in our little world. No thanks. My list is intentionally small and I cut people regularly when I feel it's appropriate. I don't want lurkers and I don't want people who don't have similar goals…

You mean you're going to leave your heels on next time?? Rawr.

Awwww....sorry odus. (A) I didn't know you were 5'9" and (B) all four of those girls are 5'11"+

This is so damn true. Lanky Iceberg Kendle Cranq Good grief. But....dem legs.....*drool*

I log on to MFP a lot.

Maybe those "offensive jerks" just don't blow sunshine and roses up everyone's posteriors and give real advice that would actually be helpful if the intended target would listen instead of whining about someone being mean.

You sound like you're lots of fun. I like you. Want to come over and play? :flowerforyou: (grenade has been successfully jumped on)

Yup. Happened to me too. My wife flat out refused to go and told me I could go alone. That's the day she lost the grip she had on my heart.

Sigh.....if I must..... Shhhh!!!!!!! Don't tell!!!!!!!

Don't touch me there. We've had this talk. :angry:

My divorce was final last year and I am the one who made the decision. My children are still VERY young but they are adjusting well. I have my good days and my bad days still, but ultimately, as others have said, it's better to have two happy homes than one in which you are always walking on eggshells. My parents stayed…

^^^ This. Would I be offended if my SO bought me one? No, I wouldn't. But I also wouldn't use it. I have my goals and my methods that work for me. Ask him if he wants it and/or would use it before you spend the money.

Give her a ride. Fart a lot on the way home. Try to hold her hand. Listen to nothing but 2 Live Crew and Yanni. Drive 20 mph on the highway in the fast lane. Have phone sex with your husband or boyfriend on your cell phone while she's in the car. Lots of ways to make sure she doesn't ask again.

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