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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: kids....gotta love em:wink:

In the morning mine will uncover himself with the blanket stick his butt in the air towards the fan and let it rip :noway: :sick: and then laughs so hard I'm afraid he's going to crap himself. That is when I get up out of bed. The sleeping in thing is no longer appealing. He says "well, I don't wanna trap it under there…

So it's not just mine, ehhhh? *wipes off forehead* :laugh: :sick: :laugh: :sick: :laugh:

But I guess I'll start with the above post about my fiance sharing his stank :laugh: Why is it that no matter how old a man gets, he still thinks a fart is the most hilarious thing in the world? And why do they think it is funny, not rude or disgusting, but funny when they stink up an entire room? It is definately not a…

Not sure you really want to get me started on things I don't get :devil: :smokin:

It works well for me:bigsmile:

The custom in our house....if you have to fart please go away...far far away :sick: :laugh: Doesn't work though......fiance thinks its funny to share it with the rest of us :sick: :grumble:

No:angry: DEAL :angry: :tongue:

That is true.....you have a point. But I still like em'

Yes.......it had a ring to it :smokin:

I prefer Cinco De Mayo anyway........more of this :drinker: and less of :flowerforyou: :drinker: is always more enjoyable than :flowerforyou: In my opinion anyway :bigsmile: :smokin: You got the better deal:drinker:

I prefer self service check outs........Most the time you don't have to wait in line and I prefer to stay away from Real Life people.....I like Cyber life much better :bigsmile:

Hiya Tamicakes :smooched: Sooooooo what is we talkin about in here? Somethin? I got something to say.....................HI! :bigsmile:

Why? Am I supposed to kiss people after I fart? :ohwell:

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Splish splash I was takin a battthhhhh Long about a Saturday niiiiiight Rub Dub ummmm somethin bout a tub Ok so I forgot the lyrics

Annnnnnnnnnnnd it's all on Cinco De Mayo.........so easy to remember :drinker: :laugh: Someone was really plannin that one to stay out of the doghouse :smokin: :laugh: :drinker:

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Happy Bday gorgeous!!:smooched: :flowerforyou: :drinker: Who picked the wedding date? If it was DH, he is kinda smart for doing it that way :laugh: Only has to remember one date....two birds killed with one stone if ya know what I mean

Just one????? Hmmmmmmmm that will be tough I'm broke most of the time so I'll say TJ Maxx:drinker: Brand name clothes, cheap prices :drinker:

Would you like me to sing to you?

I refuse to try spam

What part...the doin fine, chillin, or tunes? :smokin:

I like beef :bigsmile:

Nada Max. Same Stuff Different Day:smokin: How you be?

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Hola mi amigos!!! :drinker: :bigsmile: Happy Cinco De Mayo :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........that is all. Just wanted to say hi