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Vestigial tail.

with cake....lots and lots of cake.

I don't want to do xyz.... i heard she was a snooze in the sack

I suddenly feel much better about myself

send them to me. I'll vet the form. i'm licensed

go eat some soap and let us know

they will however sashay a nice fruity margarita your way if you ask nicely..... with a side of crabs.

what came first....socks smelling like nacho cheese....or nacho cheese... think about it.... did our socks just magically start smelling like nacho cheese when we wear them for a sustained period of time? or did some schmuck out there smell the state of the socks and say "ayyy carumba....now there is a smell for a cheese…

Look.... i know the little precious looks all chubby and fatty mcfatterson....and all.... and that you probably look at the little chubby monkey and think why are you so fat, I had to push you out of my nether regions you plump chicken.... BUT.......rumor has it, the babies lean out on their own time, so I don't really…

whatever you want.... you nothing nothing piece of nothing.... yeah nothing

i got nothing only nothing

You know there's something to be said about a topic when you read it and you think Holy flip, I forgot to take my pills today.... I don't know what it says about the topic, but it's something

your apology started off kinda ok, but the public crucifying of yourself by pre-empting everyone else in calling you public enemy number 1 was my first "uhhhhh ok" but then this above quote......you came here to educate us? We are all here educating ourselves. Why don't you worry about you, and we will worry about us. And…

one word. bidet. the french are good for one thing.

That's what she said.....then suddenly when I started to walk away it was YES YES YES YES YES....women. :grumble:

not a snowballs chance.

what happens if you buy seeds and grow your own?

Sorry but no where in that definition does it say "cut out processed foods and etc etc etc" I'm healthy, I have a clean bill of health. And i eat processed foods. I also eat less than my deficit while eating those processed foods because I want to lose weight. My MIL is EXTREMELY healthy, clean eater, you name it, she just…

working? working?!?!?! how dare you work at a critical times such as this. i hope you learn your lesson

if that's the case and he's dependent upon her good graces for help, then grow some gratefulness back and quit whining. She's a MOM for crying out loud, she isn't trying to hurt him. Ignore the food, or move out.

actually in my experience where my child was left in a bus twice because she fell asleep after a hard days work in kindergarten. I would trust a cab over a "company that specialises in transporting kids" because frankly, those companies seem to think a big yellow bus is all they need.

I'm extremely selective. My friends know what I expect and desire. They fulfill every last bit of those expectations. in short, I expect MFP to be awesome because my MFP is.

I hate it when they struggle.....

you are 25. you could move out and buy your own groceries. just a thought I had a mom, she tried to run my life, I didn't like it. I moved out and grew some balls. it worked.

NOT the harness I was thinking of.... but ok.

What makes me take a second look isn't the clothes she's wearing, but the way she's wearing them. Back straight, shoulders up, head raised, confident steps... In a long skirt it makes it swish just right, I can't take my eyes off it. In a short skirt it makes her legs look amazing (especially in heels) and her butt does…

Just your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman....that's all

I just found the perfect place to hide my sausage

awwwwwww (puts away my fat costume) but you'll let me wear it tonight right Merc?

Squirting is not peeing, if she's trying to tell you it is..... she's just trying to pee on you.