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scrumtilescent
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Still have 5 baby teeth? Um... aren't you past that point?
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who can tell... i am a mystery
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she is stunning and makes MORE than my spider senses tingle
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Always laughed at funerals
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her vagina had no traction
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me too, bro
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She was too kinky
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Her baby teeth which will become some artistic assemblage
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i need a tax write off
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He pretends he is gay so he can shower with the girls at the gym
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her cocoon
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I am now. Now where is my hand lotion and a tissue
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twenty copies of that great American novel he planned to write
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Damn, dat azz
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She said my hair was nicer than hers and could not deal
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600 empty cans of AXE deodorant and a stack of nudie books
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sitting with an ailing foot raised..... strolling the French Quarter
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His foreskin from his briss which he hopes to take with him to the afterlife and be reunited
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Comedian
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The soundtrack to the man-bashing film MALEFICENT
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9
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When it comes to Lays potato chips, she really CAN eat only one!!!
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She charged for sex
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Sliding nudies of herself under motel doors
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300 use things, one for each time she lost her virginity
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Tomorrow's HUMP day
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she wouldn't dare
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wrong coast
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whine whine
