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Yesterday my gorgeous wife (5'11" with D-cups) who is also 15 years younger than me, got up, put on her tiny silk robe that barely covers her bottom, and cooked up bacon and eggs for me, but but but but... that lead to a pre work quicky that made me 15 minutes late for work, so I did not get my starbucks before getting…

Lucky undies... :noway:

Whole foods did not have the cut of gras fed beef I wanted last night, so I had to go with a NY strip, rather than the Ribeye.

My kind of woman! I think I love you!!!!

wait, what if I wear normal my size shirts, but the sleeves are all tight from my massive guns? LOL.. If I wear a 3X I am awimming in it, a 2X and my arms are buldging out... also ahve a 52 inch chest, so I always look like I am wearing a size too small.. bigger sizes are too long, hang down like a dress...

Shiz.. one of my favorite times to take a crossfit class at my box is the M-F 0900 and 1000, time frame, it is all kick *kitten* women. Some housewives, and some college girls. Sometimes it is fun being the only man in a crossfit class, even if some of the women show me up.. LOL

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@ Skitty - according to the prophecy, Sick, demented, merkin toasting, psycho, that we all love

pumpernickel” actually comes from the German words “poomper” and “nickel”, which loosely translates to fart goblin.

What is the pumperknickel? b/c she got me too. That B!TCHlied to me when she said he was good for me, the next thign i know I come home to an empty house, my Credit Cards maxed out and all the copper pipes torn out of the wall... that b!tch!!!!! pumpernickel” actually comes from the German words “poomper” and “nickel”,…

ahh frack it.. I've never been scared to throw down with anyone... come at me bro!

@Booboo 5th pic top row, super sexy and cute, great body.. or 1st pic bottom row, sexy and brainy... either way you cant miss

Bwahahaha.. I thought the same thing.. If we are thinking of the same Belladonna...

No, the effer wished cancer on me.. screw that!!!

Wait, is it chivalrous to do it, or not to do it? I need a ruling on the field for A2M.

I like the way you think

dude, did you just wish cancer on me... tha'ts effed up... now I gotta go get checked out to make sure you didn't jinx my *kitten*....

I feel as if I just wasted 3-5 minutes of my life reading this thread. You officially owe 5 minutes of my life back.. I want it now! Skitty made this bareable.

I imagine it will be a pretty big culture shock for you, but on the other hand, most guys will ove your accent, so you will do just fine. where in TX are you moving to?

San Antonio here. Not allergies or sinus problems. Not braggin, just saying. All you awesome Texans feel free to add me, as long as you are not easily offended by me or my hethan friends.

@Yoovie Damn near everyhting... amazingly beautiful, and oh so sexy.. Nerd, Battlestar geek, and she was conceived in a firebird!

I'm my own superhero... bow down and worship me, mere mortals!! I go with more the anti-hero route. Deadpool, Rorschach, or Spawn

Smart *kitten* of the world unite!!

Preggo chicks are so hot! They have a glow and sex appeal about them that is like crack to me. Plus, you know they put out, and you can't get them knocked up, it''s win-win!!

Try this, Come in one day and make a huge freakin mess, spill coffee on the counter, throw everyting on the floor instead of the trash can, leave crap everywhere, do it without others seeing you, then ask them who made all that mess, see if anyne else is willing to clean up.. eventually if you go form cleaning to just…

This is true... My boss just told me she is putting me in for a QSI for all the things I do above my PD... I am just biding my time so I can get her job LOL.

edited... Hey sammie,.. hows you doin? Yeah I would hit it, I mean date her and treat her like a lady... ahem.. special shout our to Liza and Jojo for representing.. thanks ladies...

I would wreck Skitty! hit her kitty so hard, give it a black eye... :love:

Throwing my 2 cents in here. I do not own pugs.. I do currently have a 19 month old femal Boerboel (south african mastiff) and a 9 month olf Tosa Inu (Japanese mastiff). When feeding a mastiff you have to be carefule not to feed them crap that will mess with their joints. with previous mastiffs I had, I did go raw, and it…

I like the sound of that!