PantalaNagaPampa Member

Well, I could just be a douche and take what the F@ck I wanted. I am twice her size, but then you would say you would never be with a guy like that either. Me thinks you would never be with any guy like anything.... I am also confused on the statement of Castro would fear you, either you want a strong man who wont let you…

Speaking as a Pu$$y whipped husband, this techique works. My wife holds her kitty hostage like a miltant terrorist group to get what she wants, when she wants it bad enough. And, she doens't beat around the bush about it (pun intended) she will out right say, No more pu$$y unitl..... and shlt gets done!

I don't think there is anything worng with wanting your spouse or partner to be healthy and look good. Not to be selfish or vien, but if you feel good, you want to look good too. the outside should match the inner you. I love my wife above all else and no matter what I will always find her to be an amazing and beautiful…

Great Show! I liked him when I first saw him on Dark Angel.

I call dibs on Jennifer Beal, and Kate Beckensale, and hell throw in a little megan fox for good measure.

It's like throwing a hot dog, down a hallway, Parking your mini in a 2 car garage. Swining a bat in the Lincoln tunnel. dipping a veinna sausage in a jar of mayo. skinny dipping in a bottmless pit.. I'm done.

My wife's favorite - worst thing to say to me is any of the below. "No more Pu$$y for you" "Bring me your chastity cage" Or her new Fav, "My boyfriend says/thinks/wants" She is lucky I am so Pu$$y whipped or I would have half a mind to tell her how I really feel. LOL

is it in yet I do Your friends taught me that thing that you like. My ex was bigger/better I was faking it who are you gonna please with that little thing - to which my answer is always "ME"

This has my vote. Always true to the mighty Zep

I am just glad my wife is too busy working full time, cooking, cleaning and doing my bidding, to read and respond to this. It would just be more complaining I am sure. :laugh: Believe me, this could not be further form the truth. I say "jump" and my wife syas "how high... would I have to be to take orders from you". My…

I would ruin that in so many ways.. oh yeah..

One time in Veitnam, bacon saved my life in a firefight, true story bro. Bacon is a hero! How dare you **** talk an american hero like that. You know who else doesn't like bacon? al-Qaeda! Coincidense, I think not!

Restraining orders are just another way of saying "I love you" :heart: Besides, you know you want it, they way you walk around the locker room naked, glistening with sweat, your towel over your shoulder, hair all mussed up, throwing the CPT Morgan on innocent bystanders, with your catch phrase "oh how convenient, I seemed…

so Ted, is your closet door open now? :laugh: I love all the naked dudes in the locker room, how else am I supposed to judge my junk against theirs, if they are clothed... then I find the ones with the smallest junk, and go hit on their wives or GFs.. i figure I got a shot...

I've been told that I am quite the cunning linguist. :devil:

Sending FR anyway... :flowerforyou:

FR on the way. LOL

I will jump in the over 40 section. Guess I need ot update my pics to show of my 3 1/2 pack abs.. oh yeah, its like that. I love me guinness. Oh yeah, great personality funny aniaml lover Crossfitter average penis but effin magificent tongue

CARPE DEEZ NUTS

I aint gonna say No, but i wil say you arne't my type, so yeah, no

I feel you, I have the hardest time getting up and gettig moving someitmes, but then again I am a double amputee. Then remember no one is going to do it for me, so I get up and get it done. No excuses.

Dang there are some young people on here. Making me feel really old. Rain man Big coming to america Die Hard some pretty good classics.

It puts the lotion on it's skin

It does seem odd that after she looses it, she always seems to find it a few weeks later... hmmm

Whoa.. wait a minute, hold up, that **** aint funny! My wife is always losing the key to mine!

I would like to submit myself for training.. where do I sign?

You and my wife must have read the same trainig manaul.

I'm Gross because I am a double amputee, I will never do a 4 ft veritcal box jump, or run a marathon, or take sexy feet or leg pics, I will never have muscular calves, or claves at all, and I will never stop trying to be the best I can be, even if that makes people in the gym or aroud me uncomfortable as I run around on…

I'm gross b/c I can (and often do) sit down and eat a whole package of bacon in one sitting, maybe 3-4 eggs to boot. Yet I still lose weight. Caveat: I buy Nitrate free bacon form City Butcher, it is not a full pound, like 3/4

^^^ This a 1000 times over!!!!! Ribeye, T-bone, porter house, and the list could go on....