danacho Member

is it wrong to have a crush on myself? after all i am pretty awesome :laugh:

sorry but what guy lets a girl pay for the first date?? dont get me wrong as long as she doest assume i'm paying and at least offers to pay half i quite happily pay for the meal 21st century or not!!! its just the gentlemanly thing to do :) if a 2nd date is on the cards then she can take me out for dinner etc

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see

◦I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment

standing ovation for this one:drinker:

this side of the pond has to be only fools and horses, stateside friends funniest at the moment has to big bang theory

whys that a bad thing :tongue:

i know they probably ache most of the time without them but GOD DAMN is it sexy seeing you girls in bed bra less :tongue:

aww that sweet dude lmao

Is slightly dishearten by the lack of friend requests i've received, i'm beautiful no matter what they say and the world cant bring me down, i'm beautiful in every single way :laugh:

showing up in a whip cream bikini is always hot to see

fake i could only dream to be this pretty

hot or not, peeps or freaks add me if you like:drinker:

does having a hot personality count lol

no really who

homemade special sauce

'Dinner and a Movie first love' is normally my response :smile: Is funny to see a stranges face when you say it lol

and some creamy

Single and ready to mingle :tongue:

problem in baking

Stay safe hun

mad rampant monkey sex would be in order:smile:

I'm from north london and at the moment its just sirens going off, activity seems to be around the waltham cross area from what i can gather

Confidence will slowly creep in the closer you get to your goals and the happier you start to feel about yourself:smile:

personality and humour, and just generally sillyness that only matters to you two... oh and a cute bottom:tongue:

other new planets

became ill and

unfortunately mines me at news years and i'm slightly worst for wear lol but i have no pictures on my laptop and had to use one that my mate had on his and this was the best of the lot haha