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Bahahaha. The fact that he takes his shirt off first just makes it even funnier.

And cue the people who post nothing but gifs (guilty!)

I don't care about a few nose hairs... This condition, however, is extremely unfortunate.

I bought really expensive shoes with orthotic inserts. They were about $200 but lasted me nearly 2 years before they started to fall apart, and I went from having excruciating foot pain during my cashier job to none at all. Definitely worth every penny.

Oh man, this is so me right now... it's pretty frustrating!! I decided to be optimistic and wear my new size 18 jeans to work today, because I was tired of my size 20's falling down. Welp, my butt kept falling out every time I bent over (I am a stocker) and I thought I was gonna rip the belt loops off yanking them up so…

Good for you! Sounds like she needs to spend more time at your house.

It's only a matter of time before someone else buys the recipe. I'm calling that by this time next year, if not sooner, some new form of "Twinkies" will be on the shelves yet again.

It is, but only for the simple fact that every human being has different eating habits, whether they are healthy or unhealthy. To say that ANY one pattern of eating will make you fat or not is not only a sweeping generalization, but it just isn't going to be true for most of the population.

^This. It doesn't matter when, what, or how much you eat-- what separates fat kids from thin ones is their activity levels. However, technology isn't the problem, it's just a much more convenient and alluring way for kids to be inactive. I was a bookworm who liked to come home and sit in her room and read all day, I got it…

Just get up and DO IT. You won't regret it! You will only regret not doing it later.

OP, you're gonna have to invest in saran-wrap. Acid baths will remove your "skin weight" but once the skin is gone, if your muscles are exposed to too much air they will swell and you will get bulky!!! The only way to prevent this is head-to-toe saran mummification.

That is apparently not a joke to some people :(

That was a good read, but the first comment under it is pretty much how I feel :tongue:

It was only AFTER I had resigned myself to the fact that I would be single and miserable forever (a resignation that I made at age 21) that I finally started having meaningful relationships. Haha. The truth is, other people can and will notice if you seem to be "looking", instead of just letting your life happen and taking…

You don't speak keysmash?

Either sounds good -- it just boils down to whether you feel like you'll stick with this particular company as your career (and that wouldn't be a bad thing from the sound of it) or whether you are simply using this as a "building block" for another career. If it's the latter, I'd say stick with team lead, because as you…

I did that. Also, even worse -- I was just coming out of a really bad patch of depression when I was at my heaviest weight, and still sometimes didn't shower / brush my hair for days on end (I was unemployed, so really had little "reason" to most days). So I would go through the drive-thru with ratty-@ss hair, unwashed…

Constant. Yep, I pretty much stuffed my face whenever I damn well pleased, and I will never be able to go back to that level of blissful ignorance. I'd pass 5k calories without even breaking a sweat. When I wanted a sweet "snack", I'd hit up a 7-Eleven and buy not one, not two, not three, but at LEAST four regular or…

I've been told I am... but I hate "french" kissing. I'm all about the lip-on-lip only action. :smile:

Depending on where your macros are at for the day, I'd agree with the posters saying eggs, or a serving of lunchmeat with half a cup of milk, or a small tortilla with a half serving of cheese (microwave quesedilla, meal of champions) However, if you want to eat more, one day isn't going to ruin you. Especially if you've…

aaaaaah Richard Cheese, haven't heard him in forever! :laugh:

Best. Response. Ever. I lol'd quite heartily at this one!

Ohhhh it was worth coming to this thread just for this gif. Thank you. :laugh:

Zing! Seriously, what's wrong with eating half of that slice, throwing the rest away and then taking a ten minute jog to burn it off?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY6pmLP9olc

If this can happen, so can your mental image. :tongue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edsbS_SCADE

Using a public bathroom is also unsanitary, and yet somehow people seem to survive it. That being said, I do personally find rimming disgusting and do not see how anyone could enjoy it, as well as all sex acts involving the butt. But we'd better stop talking about this particular subject before someone flags my posts as…

Well... if that's how you feel...

Yep. My boyfriend tried to rim me once while I was drunk and I hated it. I do not judge the actions of others, and I have heard it can be quite pleasurable for men, but my personal butt is exit-only. :tongue: