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Okay.

The Girlfriend Experience.

Naw, I'm with you. My kids would never sit there and watch me go, either. They wouldn't even let me poop by myself.

I appreciate the PSA, but it is difficult for many to understand how a parent could "forget" a child in the car. My kids are 15 months apart, so I went through a couple years of sleep deprivation. When they were small, things were difficult. I've almost knocked myself out cold with my own car door. I've had trouble…

She was just so excited to shop ACE Hardware, her kid slipped her mind.

Easy, change the line to more of a twerk-stance. Then, you have the advantage.

I read "panty threads", and am therefore dissatisfied with the content of this thread. Exit, Stage Left. I may return if there be panties forthwith.

I wish I had a video of the time I dressed my cat in a Christmas sweater and he high stepped backwards for the rest of the day.

Just go with Broscientology. None of those pesky words, no multisyllabic utterances, no higher mathifications. Because broscience.

Depends on the instructor, I've found one that is a killer. Ask around and you'll find one that works for you.

Skrillex "Still Gettin' It" Kreayshawn "Go Hard"

It can't be me. I threatened to eat a baby giraffe if she refuses to meet me.

TV moment...when Michael came to Dwight's wedding. Jim's presentation was perfect. Also, ESPN's Going Home commercial. I managed to not let a tear fall, but they were there. Cute kids, big dudes holding babies and crying, it's all here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dKWq0CzK-k Movies...I only seem to be able to cry at…

I take my kids to the grocer, talk about healthy choices, and pack their lunches. If kids are getting consistent messages about what is healthy and what isn't, they can make good decisions. Parents bring in birthday cupcakes and random treats constantly. It isn't just the lunches. When my son's preschool teacher handed out…

I like you.

I don't do subversive put-downs. I need my friends to have the balls to come at me straight on. I should note that I'm Southern, so frienmity doesn't work on me. I have a lifetime of practice. This isn't a giant deal. Next time, tell her you'd rather not because her dinner smells like catsh!t. You'll feel better. Then,…

Ninjas.

Yes, Stephen Colbert was my favorite. He was adorably funny, as seen on TV.

I do assisted pull ups with my toe on an incline bench when I couldn't do pull ups, just a suggestion. I am 17 and 50. Yeah, buddy!

She said it much better than I. Just don't forget the slapping. Have fun!

Kittens. Gimme.

Not doing it all all is lame. Walking it is a start. When I first began running many moons ago, I read a book (The Runners Handbook). I usually begin anything by reading, which can also be lame. I digress. One fun fact in the book is that you will, generally speaking, burn the same amount of calories/mile whether you walk…

Why?

Your boyfriend thinks you're fat? Well, I ain't down with that.

When you want to be a smart @ss irl and then say, "flower for you". People don't accept pretend flowers on the outside.

When you fondly remember and terribly miss some of the MFP legends that have gone on to deactivate/get banned.

Nah.

Chitlins, they stink.

I just want to deadlift Wolverine.