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Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!" and the other says, "What's the rodeo?" "well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite…

Spiros <<<I like the one where you look all made up. Perttyful :flowerforyou:

HOLY *kitten* I THINK I'M A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm 5'6. Guys are short out here compared to me. They just don't make them big anymore... lol I don't mind. I'd date a lil person if he/she makes me happy.

Gotta love a man that can EAT!!!

I'm going to climb to the top of Mt. Havasupai. One of my biggest dreams. Anyone seriously wish to join I'm all for company. Its a really strenuous 10 mile hike. Friend me if you want to come! Oh and I'm going to shower naked in the waterfall. I'm also getting a tat and buying a crotch rocket.

You should share. :bigsmile:

Well I'm 23 but I'd love to be sexy at 50.. GOOD LUCK!!!

Single! :drinker:

I agree! I like it. I gotta stop responding to these lol. BUT I LOVE THE TRUCK LEAN!!! Sexy!

Shawna Babe I LOVE THE ATV!!!!! And Onmyweigh464 I love the water picture!!! LOOKS FUN!!!

Thank you so much! :smile: I LOVE YOU WITH MAGIC FOR DUMMIES!!!! SO EPIC!!!!

@Buckeyelife Love the progress pics. GREAT JOB!

How about this! That IS your real father. No? Not funny? Okay.

I did this in an elevator in DC. I got on with a box and when it got to my floor I put the box right in the middle of the doorway and stared at the people on the elevator. And then I walked off. You have to be careful where you do this because, you may get arrested. lol.

We have an accord.

I have two as well. If my legs are so tired I limp on the walk home and if my arms are so stiff i can barely pull open the heavy doors to the buildings.

That guru came to NYC he has a huge sunlight huggin following.

Yeah I'd have killed her. Not with kindness though. Maybe a sledge hammer. Just teasing love. The kindness approach is best. "My religion is simple. My religion is kindness." :smile:

WOW! Congratulations Honey!

My fav thread. :flowerforyou:

Try tasting someone after they've eaten bacon. EPIC!

Wow. i'd have slapped her. I'm having a bad day and its 2:45am... Freakin insomnia. Yeah she'd have gotta slapped. no just kidding. All for the nonviolence. :drinker:

AWESOME THAT IS THE BEST EVER!!!

Core

Call me what you want to, I like to be pinched. My Dad punched me in the butt not to long ago. I just punched him back. No big deal. But if he pinched it. I'd give him the "really dad? Really?" face.

I am not too lazy so could you post the recipe? :bigsmile:

WOW GIRL!!! Look at you!! Great job!

:laugh: :drinker: This and the Compliment Fishing Thread funniest thing I've seen all day.

Can eat a banana or something if you'd like. Still counts as waiting for dinner. I am headed to the gym today to burn about 700 to 800 calories. I know I am going to upset some people but i am tired of waiting for this leg to heal. There is a guy who is one of my friends, really strong dude. He always nets like -800…