LiteBrite007 Member

Lucky penis possessors!

Thank you!!

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay!!!!! THAT MAKE SO MUCH SINCE!!!

Marry me. Right frickin now.

This thread is #TeamAwesome THANKS FOR TEACHING ME!!!

This is what I say if it gets to hard.

I don't even want to SHARE what that thing says my name means...:grumble:

I just tried it :blushing: ...not really my thing. It was fun though. :drinker:

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes

I haven't but it seems like it would be fun! Kinda turns me on.

Woooow hilarious!!!! My weirdest phone call. Me: "Hello" Female voice: "OH MY GOD MISS THOMAS WE LOST YOUR FATHER!!!!" Me: "i'm not Miss Thomas. You might want to check the number and call her back." Female: "Miss Thomas you are Miss Thomas. You have Alzheimer and your husband is missing from the hospital. Can you put your…

Is it weird that now i wish I was a hot shirtless guy....? :love: Much love to you guys.

WAY TO GO!!!!!

OMG CHEESE!!!! I have cut back a great deal but I have some every morning.

I'm single but I ain't all sad about it. :smile:

:sad: I had a 1996 Honda Accord. :sad: I had it looking like a fast and the furious car :sad: and got hit by a drunk driver.... :sad: Lost the best job I ever had due to injuries :sad: and my insurance didn't cover any of the modifications... :sad: :sad: They say I was lucky to have survived but my car died... :sad: I died…

WOW CONGRATS!!!! I was just going through the forum and was wondering why everyone is always sad and complaining! BUT THIS HERE HAS MADE ME SMILE!!!!! THANK GOD FOR YOUR GOOD DAY!!!! LOVE IT!!! :flowerforyou:

You should introduce yourself in the "introduction" part of the forums. People will add you.

YAY!!! Way to go TOAST! :drinker:

My weight was 249.3. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: I gained 3 pounds!!! No this happens a lot. I'm okay. just teasing.

I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU LOOK HAPPY IN BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

Ok.... I admit it... I'm a perv... OH! FOR SHAME!!! ah well.:drinker:

I wanna be a gogo dancer. Be a triathlete and marathoner buy Victoria secret bra (although I don't think my girls will ever be THAT small.) That's the only plans for my body. oh wait i want to enter a bikini contest.

HAHAAHAA!!!! This could work. I see a bright future ahead of me.

You know, that makes a lot of since. :tongue:

You guys are just as confused as I am!!! Maybe I'll pay my minimum and get the super soaker.... but that equals limited left over funds!! :explode: Guess i'll pay my bill... NO!!! Come on guys think of something!!!! Wait... I have an idea. I'm officially accepting donations.

Yep! I workout on my period. even though I always gain about 3 pounds during this week. (NO IDEA WHY) I workout anyway. It lessens cramps and helps my mood. It is annoying doing core workouts but I do them on my cycle anyway. It should make you feel better and if the act of working out doesn't make you feel better, the…

:heart: :cry: :heart: Your ticker is the most beautiful. :heart:

Mine represents freedom, enjoying life and living peacefully with the environment. The full picture is beautiful. It's the place i want to be. It's the person i want to be. Can't wait to slim down and take that vacation.