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Same thing happened to me (LOL). Double Yikes! (No offence intended).

Not yet..but I sense it coming and I dooooo love fruit salad!

Hmmm...that's a tough one...suppose it would go something like this now "Nice thought buddy, but I'm better than that soda. I'll like a milk shake, cold, thick, refreshing...and you'll never suck me through that straw".

Especially if you are having her over for dinner and it's the same dish you cooked last time that happened. "I just like to be at home in case I get the same reaction. .....Where are you going? I haven't served dinner yet?"

Hummmmm now I won't be able to look at them ever again in the same way (checking mine out just to make sure they're fit for handling).

When he puts his hand out "So, have you got a dollar?" that's when you say "Normally, my customers pay me..but okay..here you go...can you drop me off at the corner?" LOL He deserved that.

If you're on your 1000th date with this guy (or any other for that matter) I would hope you'd take the opportunity and the "Change" (if you catch my drift). LOL

I always have kiwis on hand... (combining two of the above lines - one from another quoter) .. Are you an AllState representative? Will I be in good hands?

Butt Butt....what I meant was (again, you need to see the profile photo0)...Awesome, what!

So when did you decide to go black? LOVE YOU!

OMG.....you pack just like my husband.

Yea, I do, do you know where San Quenton is? She doesn't get out much.

I WANT TO KNOW YOU! What's Tontro? LOL

Love it. Oh my word.....lol I was just waiting for you to parrot it back at me at which point I would say "Come on!"

Probably the same guy who's Mum wouldn't come get him at the airport.

I don't own a car. But I'll ride my bike over...oh, and by the way, there's a basket in front you can either sit in or put over your head.

The last line...made me lose 30 calories.....you owe me big time!

My phone number is: (Hav) Sex-wime.

MFP..10 pm Sharp...dark forum...all the cool people hang, are hung, or something like that. Don't get lost..because we're counting on you.

I was brought up in the same household..with the same moral conduct value system..ops..used that on the last one. Got carried away..Charlie..if you weren't so much of a nut..we'd have to love you.

I was brought up in the same household with the same Moral Values! Honest!

PRICELESS!

And objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear

You're a ten to me...but I would have whipped out a ruler at that point darlin and said "Drop em"

Nice. So you're into Goth too I take it? :-)

OKAY: LADIES I AM PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE: Some of us Men LOVE WOMEN OF ANY SIZE....BREASTS, HIPS, NOSE, Etc.....Only with Cameron does SIZE MATTER.

Neither is mine..but I am contagious.

Just not going there...Ranch anyone?

Oh baby (you say)...I'm very bad...and I'm HOTT