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Pure effing gold! :smile: ETA: If you drank 8 of these a day, you'd be consuming about 832 calories per day. Pure maple syrup has about 52 calories per tablespoon x 16 = 832 calories. Oh, and you'll also be consuming 224 grams of sugar. That's like drinking six 12-ounce cans of regular Pepsi per day. Obviously, the lemon…

Ridden a horse. (Actually, I was on one for about five seconds and it scared the crap out of me. So I got off the horse immediately! So I've sat on a horse, but never ridden one. Just to be clear.)

A co-worker told me that his doctor said that being overweight was simply "a disease," one that he would "likely fight his entire life." He made it sound like his doctor was telling him that he was doomed to be overweight, and nothing he could do would ever change that. That's just nonsense, especially coming from a doctor.

Wow, that was quick. Thanks!

This again? Really? ^^^This, by the way, is the awesomest GIF ever. EVER!

What bothers me about the practice is that most cashiers are not adequately trained to know the difference between real and counterfeit bills. They're not Treasury Agents, after all. :smile:

This again? Really?

What, nobody else is sick of these stupid things? It's no fun to kvetch alone! :laugh:

Is this supposed to make sense to you and only, like, three other people? Because I have no idea what you mean by "can of monster." :laugh:

We eat meals from Trader Joe's every week (mostly the pre-prepared, microwaveable type). We like chicken lasagna, the stuffed peppers, and the orange chicken the best.

BodyMedia Fit here. Good stuff.

We're Americans, honey. We want more, more, more ... and we get it. :laugh: It would be utterly prerposterous to charge extra for a refill of a soda, when it literally costs the restaurant pennies per serving. No one would go back to such a dump. Unless of course, they were masochists.

We're customers. We really don't care how busy you are. We just want what we want because we're paying, and therefore believe that we deserve at least your best effort. But quite honestly, I usually don't have a problem getting enough soda in a restaurant. But then again, I'm a two-drink kinda guy. The OP apparently has an…

Wait, wait. Here's the best part: He IS English! :laugh:

I don't know, but I think your spelling is already illegal in 43 states.

No, I haven't.

The painful irony of this video (although framed as comedy) is that it shows how much women resent men's self-esteem. If this weren't a parody -- as it clearly is -- and if women described themselves to an artist and then men described those same women, you would have exactly the opposite results. The women's description…

Yep, me too.

What's the deal with thigh gaps again? You're not really "skinny" until you have one? Or you're too skinny if you have one? I forget.

One word: Chantix. I used it and have been smoke-free since January 31, 2012.

Absolutely incredible! Congratulations to both of you! :smile:

What, no catcalls? Or don't they do that in Paris? :smile:

Great work!

Hollister and Banana Republic are my favories. But I also have some GAP jeans that I wear on casual Fridays because they're the only pairs I own that don't have any holes or distressing. :laugh:

Me too. I'm still listening to this album 35 years later. And it's still good, too! :laugh:

Actually, I'm not liberal at all. Look, I was in the military. I've been trained to kill people with firearms. I think every sane American should have the right to own one. In fact, the Second Amendment guarantees us that right. But that doesn't make me a conspiracy theorist who would believe anything as moronic as what…

Seek psychiatric help. Immediately.

Earlier this week, a sports talk-show host said he's really looking forward to that Niners/Patriots Super Bowl. To me, that's just an affront to the athletic process! :laugh: (Although that's probably the way it's gonna shake out.)

KISS Alive II – on 8-track, *****es! :laugh: ETA: Circa 1978!

@OP: Your kids' names in your profile are priceless! Nice touch... :laugh: