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Perfume? really? Is this something he does to mask his really bad BO? As for your weight loss, don't listen to your turd of a "friend." He sounds like an *kitten* hat. I think you should make some new friends. Don't let this clown define you. As for me, I use deodorant. So I can smell like the man your man can smell like:…

(I totally came in here to make a childish joke because I thought this was another troll thread.... nvm.) Sorry about your back. I've been there. the best thing that helped my back recover was golf. More or less, it helped me strengthen my core, which had been weakened by spending too much time at a desk or on my car. I'm…

Here's an article to help you shop for a rowing machine: http://www.overstock.com/guides/best-rowing-machine-resistance-systems I love rowing. I wish I had the room in my house for a rowing machine. Good luck.

*kitten* Grizzly bear blue waffle Rick Roll <--- Forgotton what this was. Michael Bolton and Captain Jack Sparrow <---- this is total redemption for all his songs in the 90's. Ketones Tardis

I've shut the door. Last year, someone's kids looked through my desk, used my highlighters to draw their mom a nice picture and left the caps off. And then they proceeded to play with my action figures and didn't put them back. It took me weeks to find Mjolnir, Thor's hammer. I probably should've stopped writing after the…

I'm chewing gum. It's about a half a pack-a-day habit now. If you must have something sweet, a jolly rancher is only about 35 calories and it will last in your mouth longer than a piece of chocolate.

if you think about it, we should be giving presents to our mothers on our birthdays. All we did was show up.

Yep. Failing to plan is planning to fail. I do my best to stick to the script. I also enjoy looking at other people's diaries for meal ideas.

All right... no judgements: - Gospel music <-- I'm somewhat agnostic but it still motivates me - Video game sound tracks (Utada Hikaru is actually pretty good! And the score from Metal Gear Solid... and Kingdom Hearts...etc) - Musicals. When the gym is empty, I've caught myself belting out tunes from Evita.

To the women: Yes. You totally deserve to celebrate. To the men: It's a trap. Celebrate any occasion she wants to celebrate. Even if it's your six month-iversary of something you can't remember. If she's preggers by your man seed, then definitely show her you care. And after the baby comes and he/she is too little to make…

If you can raise your level of activity all day long, then I'm sure it can work. If you're limited to a desk for most of the day due to a desk job and can only have 45 minutes a day to exercise, then at some point you'll outgrow walking. You'll need to find other ways of challenging your body.

I'm appalled at your fart shaming. Let ye who has never passed gas throw the first stone.

In case anyone is wondering, the working title to this movie is Magic Mike XXL.

Met my wife in college. More or less, I'd had rotten luck recently. One strikeout involved a girl who friend-zoned me. Another was one that I friend-zoned (too much like a sister). And another who... I thought we were going out for coffee until she brought her BF along with her (my friends told me not to call her back…

My goal weight is my college weight after sophomore year. I was at my best before I decided to throw it all away and hit the books.

You're overthinking this. All you need is a bucket of popcorn and a hole. Hold the butter.

First, they came for the deadlifters and I did not speak out.... Seriously, it depends on the people running the place.

Classic Taunto.

I super sized everything. And I specifically ate at restaurants that had free refills on soda. I once ate half a pizza from Sbarro's and washed it down with soda. I also ate my kids leftovers and my food in one sitting. Nowadays, I'll split a plate with the kids. Still a weakness: big Chinese Family Meals. It's tough to…

Different weight for different sleds. The one I used to use in college was about 45lb but the one I used at my current gym is 60lb's.

Did you find grapefruit skin in the shower, too?

Maybe this was her way of saying "Mr Rogers says you're number one!"

Dear OP, Were you wearing this shirt?

Yes. If I look at someone's previous posts and see that they've been mean/rude on the forums, I'll decline. Onetime, I shared a story on the forums about how I would never use the showers in the gym because I'd witnessed some inapporpriate activity there (I don't want to get into specifics because I got a warning from the…

Dear OP. What's up with that Phillies Shirt! I'll totally be your friend if you take a picture with a Nats jersey. Or we can be friends and talk smack whenever they play. Welcome to MFP. As someone said earlier, ignore the haters. And if the haters are Braves fans, it's ok to throw rocks.

Junior year of HS: 95 lb's at first. I was really worried about blowing out my knee or something. I think I spent a 6-9 months without increasing the weights. At some point I got bored and threw some more weights on there and I realized that I'd gotten stronger. Eventually got to 225 without breaking a sweat. I never did…