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OMG.... a frog... poor kermit.

No. I don't like to have conversations in the gym. Nobody should disturb me while I'm watching episodes of Charmed for the umpteenth time. Also, my wife wouldn't approve.

Have you tried browsing around groups for friends? I found that the DC group, MFP Gamerz group, and Nerd groups were great places. I think I even found a few in the Game of Thrones and Walking Dead group. But most of my FL comes from my interactions on the forums. It helps if I like their sense of humor or get mine.

Gaithersburg but moving to Bristow/Manassas/Gainseville area soon. Friend me! I like seeing locals on my news feed. If you're from those locations in VA, PM me so I can pick your brain about where to find a house and junk.

Do it. You look great. Channing Tatum approves.

They have their food. I have mine. Their food:

Let it go... Let it go....

My thoughts exactly....

nvm. broken link.

Oh wait... you said bUtter, not batter.

Where's my surprise!!!

Woohoo! now what do we get?

has it rolled yet?

I'm not advocating fat shaming or fat acceptance. I'm only saying that everyone should do their best to be awesome. Be happy with what you've got and never be complacent. Unless you get knocked down by someone's butt. I think you get a pass if that happens.

well played. (slow clap)

This will earn you a permanent ban from the Old Country Buffet.

This needs to be added to the list: "Using his electric shaver on her pits and legs (or worse)."

Have you tried this one?

Your version of normal is defined by you. You might not have a very popular opinion here but if this this is how you feel, stick with it.

I support the deportation of one particular Canadian.

So many to pick from....

I don't want cake anymore.

If you had asked him to name a celebrity that he finds attractive, he'd probably say Kate Upton. If you asked a dozen 13 year olds, they'd say Kate Upton, too. That doesn't mean you should try to look like Kate Upton. It just means that they're all programmed the same. Most men don't know what they want but when we find…

Side to side. Like a boss.

At 30, he may be older but he's not wise enough to know when he's being a tool. Dump him and find someone who respects you. And while you're at it, stop thinking that your little sister is cooler or prettier than you. She's your sister and it shouldn't be a contest. She's only cool because she had the guidance of a cool…

Maybe it's because he prefers to exercise more rather than giving up his indulgences. I tend to guesstimate. I find measuring every little thing to be tedious and time consuming. If you can do it, more power to you.

I take my vanilla protein powder with about a quarter tsp of instant coffee crystals. It makes for a very nice afternoon pick me up.

blue waffle... unless it's part of a discussion about the birds and the bees.