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Didn't realize there's only two types of countries: those who use metrics, and those that went to the Moon
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Charming
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Isn't from the UK, but spells "colors" like them to sound sophisticated
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He loved CrossFit more than me
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Because he didn't hang pictures on his walls
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Mila Kunez
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Can we be even? We have the same glasses
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Friendly
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Girl, your hair!!
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Uhm... Julia Roberts?
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I think I already did
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Pays lots of money for those popsicles
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Hard to tell, French?
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Red. Shirt that is.
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She stole those shoes from a thrift shop
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Don't you mean **hatter ((Get it, it's a hat pun))
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He wasn't obsessed with wieners
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Why would I blame Canada for winter? Did you cause it?
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I wish I had those legs...
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It's not actually my birthday, but damn it feels like it
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You heard of Norman Bates? Yeah... kinda like that
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Happy birthday to meeeeeee
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He was too needy
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Could you both take this outside.... in the mud?...
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Did you know I live in South Park? It's always winter here, capiche?
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It's because I'm Jewish, isn't it?
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Naw, gurl, don't you realize how young you look? Can you believe I thought you were younger than me?
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Mmkay, you need to take two Growacet and call me in the morning
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Them lips!
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*chews popcorn slowly*
