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Nope
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He's actually Mr Jedi, but forgot how to spell "jedi"
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Drives a Prius
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<3 You are sassy lady- sarcasm is a sign of intelligence!
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PUPPY!
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All he wants for Christmas is a Daisy Red Rider
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Applause for the gumption, then help her call the police.
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I think that depends on your taste... :/
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Surfing
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Stop asking people to lie for his benefit
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She's so sassy nobody can handle her!
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Because he wouldn't shave his back
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She's got two legs, get your own drink
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9.5 girl you sassy and I love it
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Drink some water to quench that thirst.
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9
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Gorgeous!
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Her ideal date is April 25th, because it's not too hot, and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
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"damn it, Banmox, this is why you knock!"
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Sir, you don't know the half of it.
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Say "Somehow i always knew Fifty Shades was a cult..." fitting that I'm trapped in that room then
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Because of Artistic Differences...
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Is actually Eric Idle, only buff now.
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Ask how many times she's read "Fifty Shades of Grey"
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Nope
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I am my own entertainment
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That's actually a picture of his Dad
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Drink my coffee. That's why I came in here.
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work sucks
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Only to confirm that those were headphones, not ears
