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Can't I just get my coffee?
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Football Party
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When I was a toddler I'm sure. NHIE pinched a stranger's cheeks.
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I can't go in the ocean, it's trying to kill me. So I'll pass
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Nope
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Uhm... Does tea sweetened with Stevia count? Or the actual food I last ate? Because the last food was chili.
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Love your hair
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Cheek.
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False. Likes Pickles.
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Baby! <3
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Okay, but you were live-tweeting our date.
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Because she had an eye problem.... She couldn't see us together! She also hated puns
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I like to set attainable goals. I think you're a first year photography student.
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I live off grid on fifty acres
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He works in IT, he literally begins all his phone calls with "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
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She wouldn't stop taking duck-lips selfies
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Narp
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Dear Santa, How about instead of tooth brushes and chocolate, can I just get a vacation in my stocking?
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I'mma say she is a stay-at-home mom who sells essential oils on facebook....
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@BritneyBakesBest <3
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I think she could kick my butt...
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Maaaaaybe
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She realized it WAS a date D:
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Gorgeous!
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NTM, but I could!
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Yup. Built me a chicken coop out of pallets. Have you ever hated your vacation?
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Humor. I can't stress this enough. If you are funny, you are hella attractive.
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Deals
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8
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I bought a soup (which was terrible) and a salad (which was passable)
