1) You're not, that's a cheese-like product 2) You were made that way and it's some sort of horrific miracle that you're even typing here
I think they can if they are able to cool and harden beneath the Earth's surface in an igneous manner
Once my kids are in bed, I’m planning to check out “Polar”
"We Ran Back to Eat Him"
Yes
I gotta be honest, I have no idea what a "trench" kiss is either but holy crap it sounds intense
Don't make this weird. It's a sandwich, even when it's trying to be a verb
No
Come on, throw down your best lines and openers!
I break deals all the time
I've always loved this story--a spooky vampire story for you, read by Boris Karloff! Enjoy :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7oguN3a_Q