Daniel, your poor miserable *kitten*.
odusgolp
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Cards Against Humanity is the best card game on earth.
It is like "Apples to Apples" The dealer has a "black card" and the other players submit a white card to fill in the blank(s) or answer the question. The dealer picks his favorite white card(s) and that person gets a point. That is it. Only... it's adult. And dirty. And you must order it NOW.
Examples below:
It is like "Apples to Apples" The dealer has a "black card" and the other players submit a white card to fill in the blank(s) or answer the question. The dealer picks his favorite white card(s) and that person gets a point. That is it. Only... it's adult. And dirty. And you must order it NOW.
Examples below:
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I love everything about this game. I've thought about buying my own for quite some time now.0
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I don't get it.0
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This reminds me to see if I can steal this for bachelorette weekend0
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I don't have any friends
I normally just play with myself
I'll play with you0 -
I don't have any friends
I normally just play with myself
Well, at least you'll always win then... Amirite?0 -
My brothers and I play this every time we get together. It's the big family secret. After every get together, we wait for our parents, the boring brother, and my little sister to leave and then bust it out along with the good booze. :drinker:0
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Pic 2's suck.0
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How do you "play"? from what I can tell, you read a black card and then people answer with their funniest white card?0
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I don't get it.
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How do you "play"? from what I can tell, you read a black card and then people answer with their funniest white card?
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How do you "play"? from what I can tell, you read a black card and then people answer with their funniest white card?
Yes, the person that read the black card gets all of the white cards from the other players. He/She doesn't know who put in what card. They then pick their favorite of all the "answers" or white cards.
THAT player gets the point. The reader gives them the Black Card that they won, and that's how you keep track of points.0 -
I don't have any friends
I normally just play with myself
I'll play with you
You just want to shoot his gun(s)...0 -
How do you "play"? from what I can tell, you read a black card and then people answer with their funniest white card?
Yes, the person that read the black card gets all of the white cards from the other players. He/She doesn't know who put in what card. They then pick their favorite of all the "answers" or white cards.
THAT player gets the point. The reader gives them the Black Card that they won, and that's how you keep track of points.
Must be more fun than it sounds....Sounds lame...0 -
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My brothers and I play this every time we get together. It's the big family secret. After every get together, we wait for our parents, the boring brother, and my little sister to leave and then bust it out along with the good booze. :drinker:
I like the way you handle your rig...0 -
I don't have any friends
I normally just play with myself
I'll play with you
You just want to shoot his gun(s)...
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How do you "play"? from what I can tell, you read a black card and then people answer with their funniest white card?
Yes, the person that read the black card gets all of the white cards from the other players. He/She doesn't know who put in what card. They then pick their favorite of all the "answers" or white cards.
THAT player gets the point. The reader gives them the Black Card that they won, and that's how you keep track of points.
Must be more fun than it sounds....Sounds lame...
It is a lot more fun than it sounds, especially if you play with other ****ed-up like-minded people... d0 -
can you play with just 2 people?
No, you really need 4 or more for it to be fun.0 -
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My brother's girlfriend is a tiny little giggly thing. She's a double major in bio-med engineering and mechanical engineering. Super straight-laced and polite. Until the tequila comes out, then that little ***** wins nearly every round. I heart her so hard. :flowerforyou:How do you "play"? from what I can tell, you read a black card and then people answer with their funniest white card?
Yes, the person that read the black card gets all of the white cards from the other players. He/She doesn't know who put in what card. They then pick their favorite of all the "answers" or white cards.
THAT player gets the point. The reader gives them the Black Card that they won, and that's how you keep track of points.
Must be more fun than it sounds....Sounds lame...
It is a lot more fun than it sounds, especially if you play with other ****ed-up like-minded people... d0 -
How do you "play"? from what I can tell, you read a black card and then people answer with their funniest white card?
Yes, the person that read the black card gets all of the white cards from the other players. He/She doesn't know who put in what card. They then pick their favorite of all the "answers" or white cards.
THAT player gets the point. The reader gives them the Black Card that they won, and that's how you keep track of points.
Must be more fun than it sounds....Sounds lame...
How can I explain this to you...
OK, let's say you have an MFP thread that people are ONLY allowed to post a gif on. You get 10 AMAZING anonymous GIFs that make you choke on your Miller 64... Like Bukkake gifs, dude.
You pick your favorite Gif, and that person win's the round and gets to start the next thread.
It's an honor. Like being chosen MFP's hottest, dude.0 -
How do you "play"? from what I can tell, you read a black card and then people answer with their funniest white card?
Yes, the person that read the black card gets all of the white cards from the other players. He/She doesn't know who put in what card. They then pick their favorite of all the "answers" or white cards.
THAT player gets the point. The reader gives them the Black Card that they won, and that's how you keep track of points.
Must be more fun than it sounds....Sounds lame...
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OK, let's say you have an MFP thread that people are ONLY allowed to post a gif on. You get 10 AMAZING anonymous GIFs that make you choke on your Miller 64... Like Bukkake gifs, dude.
Normally, I hate gifs, but bukkake gifs? I may have to reconsider.It's an honor. Like being chosen MFP's hottest, dude.
Heh.0 -
OK, let's say you have an MFP thread that people are ONLY allowed to post a gif on. You get 10 AMAZING anonymous GIFs that make you choke on your Miller 64... Like Bukkake gifs, dude.
Normally, I hate gifs, but bukkake gifs? I may have to reconsider.
This is why we're friends
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So..., Aples to apples for grown ups?0
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So..., Aples to apples for grown ups?
Plus a "p." Exactly.0 -
Sarah, I owe you an apology. I wasnt paying attention yesterday, and thought _John_ OP'd this thread, being it was in Outlaws. I'm terribly sorry. I wont let it happen again.0
