Democrats are by nature lying poopyheads
SwannySez
Posts: 5,860 Member
I know I'll take some abuse for this, but I think it's important that we get it out there.
Now I'm not talking about your garden variety Dem. Sure, they are incapable of telling the truth, but I'm really after your hard core commies here. The ones who are out to subvert the God-give glory of this Christianical nation with its glorious glory.
You know who I mean: teachers, union members, social workers, teachers, commies, socialites, maccabees, influenzas, Italians, deep sea research explorers who don't work for one of the accepted oil companies, maitre d's, the nation of Uzbekistan, hippies and the like.
**UPDATE** Also (thanks to a Peach) hipsters and quasi-intellectuals!
These types with their progressive liberality are the enemy of everything that God promised to America in the bible. If we allow them to spew their indoctrinal falsitudinousness over the whole of America unchallenged we might as well take loaded weapons and shoot our grandparents right in the face. If you don't have grandparents it would be acceptable for you to shoot a longtime family friend who is over the age of 50. Perhaps someone you golf with.
It's pretty clear that this site is lousy with Reds and in dire need of some tailgunning, so just know, commies, I got my eyes peeled and will be eyeballing you and your lying liarnesses.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Now I'm not talking about your garden variety Dem. Sure, they are incapable of telling the truth, but I'm really after your hard core commies here. The ones who are out to subvert the God-give glory of this Christianical nation with its glorious glory.
You know who I mean: teachers, union members, social workers, teachers, commies, socialites, maccabees, influenzas, Italians, deep sea research explorers who don't work for one of the accepted oil companies, maitre d's, the nation of Uzbekistan, hippies and the like.
**UPDATE** Also (thanks to a Peach) hipsters and quasi-intellectuals!
These types with their progressive liberality are the enemy of everything that God promised to America in the bible. If we allow them to spew their indoctrinal falsitudinousness over the whole of America unchallenged we might as well take loaded weapons and shoot our grandparents right in the face. If you don't have grandparents it would be acceptable for you to shoot a longtime family friend who is over the age of 50. Perhaps someone you golf with.
It's pretty clear that this site is lousy with Reds and in dire need of some tailgunning, so just know, commies, I got my eyes peeled and will be eyeballing you and your lying liarnesses.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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im a dem thats a union rep.. what now swanny?0
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Buahahahaha....0
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im a dem thats a union rep.. what now swanny?
Oh noes! You be the debil!0 -
im a dem thats a union rep.. what now swanny?
EVIL! Pure and simple from the 8th dimension!0 -
You left hipsters and quasi-intellectuals off the list. Please update.0
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You forgot sodomites.0
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im a dem thats a union rep.. what now swanny?
Oh noes! You be the debil!
well its because mama says.. i have all these teeth and no toothbrush..0 -
I'm Canadian.0
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You left hipsters and quasi-intellectuals off the list. Please update.
you look my friend amy.. yeah..0 -
That is no excuse! YOU MUST CHOOSE!I'm Canadian.0 -
See me behind the church, k?You forgot sodomites.0 -
That is no excuse! YOU MUST CHOOSE!I'm Canadian.
repubs will "blame canada" be careful..0 -
Done and done and credited.You left hipsters and quasi-intellectuals off the list. Please update.0 -
Look, buddy, I'll allow that only because I once played tonsil hockey with the guy who wrote that song!repubs will "blame canada" be careful..0 -
You forgot sodomites.
OOH!
You brought up buttsex!0 -
Look, buddy, I'll allow that only because I once played tonsil hockey with the guy who wrote that song!repubs will "blame canada" be careful..
you know trey!?! can i get an autograph?0 -
He didn't write it alone...so, as usual, I kised the other guy.you know trey!?! can i get an autograph?0 -
He didn't write it alone...so, as usual, I kised the other guy.you know trey!?! can i get an autograph?
oh... hmmm.. the mormon one?0 -
Do I have to hate my family? Seeing as most of them are Ohio Democrats? I mean, they are just a product of their environment right?0
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Do I have to hate my family? Seeing as most of them are Ohio Democrats? I mean, they are just a product of their environment right?
i say no.. take after them.. and since its a battleground state.. have them vote.. and take them to it.. but remember their ids..0 -
No. You don't have to hate them. You will have to kill them all, but you can do it in a nice way.Do I have to hate my family? Seeing as most of them are Ohio Democrats? I mean, they are just a product of their environment right?0 -
No, the one who kissed his husband on national TV during the Tony Awards a few years ago when they won for Hairspray.oh... hmmm.. the mormon one?0 -
No. You don't have to hate them. You will have to kill them all, but you can do it in a nice way.Do I have to hate my family? Seeing as most of them are Ohio Democrats? I mean, they are just a product of their environment right?
A la Dexter?0 -
Do I have to hate my family? Seeing as most of them are Ohio Democrats? I mean, they are just a product of their environment right?
i say no.. take after them.. and since its a battleground state.. have them vote.. and take them to it.. but remember their ids..
But what if they are illegal Canadians?0 -
Do I have to hate my family? Seeing as most of them are Ohio Democrats? I mean, they are just a product of their environment right?
i say no.. take after them.. and since its a battleground state.. have them vote.. and take them to it.. but remember their ids..
But what if they are illegal Canadians?
thats ok.. tell the pollsters they are there to vote republican.. and have them write in the democrats names.. simple really..0 -
All Canadians are illegal. Canada has recently been outlawed. They are now all residents of North Dakota.But what if they are illegal Canadians?
Also, yes a la Dexter...or the serial killer of your choice. Now get to the slicing and teh dicing. ;-)0 -
All Canadians are illegal. Canada has recently been outlawed. They are now all residents of North Dakota.But what if they are illegal Canadians?
Also, yes a la Dexter...or the serial killer of your choice. Now get to the slicing and teh dicing. ;-)
I don't know if Lake Erie would be a good place to dump the bodies though.0 -
You said teachers twice! (insert Blazing Saddles joke here)
Not all teachers are donkeys.........:bigsmile:0 -
You left hipsters and quasi-intellectuals off the list. Please update.
you also forgot humans with a Uterus0
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