Democrats are by nature lying poopyheads

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I don't know if Lake Erie would be a good place to dump the bodies though.
    I can show you the really deep parts. We just have to camoflage the bags a bit. We'll use 55 gallon drums marked "DDT". That should be good.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    You forgot sodomites.

    OOH!

    You brought up buttsex!

    I ♥ buttsex. :flowerforyou:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I ♥ buttsex. :flowerforyou:
    I've always liked you. You and your butt.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I didn't see anything about people who drive Volvos. I don't think I'e ever seen a Volvo without an Obama sticker on it.
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    I didn't see anything about people who drive Volvos. I don't think I'e ever seen a Volvo without an Obama sticker on it.

    Add prius to that list
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I didn't see anything about people who drive Volvos. I don't think I'e ever seen a Volvo without an Obama sticker on it.

    Add prius to that list

    So right. I forgot.

    Might I mention that I have to start hating Weeds because they've put such a 'pro-Obama' message in the show. I mean, it didn't bother me too much in the first season when Jenji Kohan would throw the occasional Bush jab in but I feel like constantly mixing politics with music and tv pisses me off. I'm watching this tv, fiction for entertainment, not the writers personal opinion on politics..
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    You left hipsters and quasi-intellectuals off the list. Please update.

    you also forgot humans with a Uterus

    I SECOND THIS NOTION WITH MY CAPS LOCK VAGINA
  • EvanKeel
    EvanKeel Posts: 1,903 Member
    I didn't see anything about people who drive Volvos. I don't think I'e ever seen a Volvo without an Obama sticker on it.

    Add prius to that list

    So right. I forgot.

    Might I mention that I have to start hating Weeds because they've put such a 'pro-Obama' message in the show. I mean, it didn't bother me too much in the first season when Jenji Kohan would throw the occasional Bush jab in but I feel like constantly mixing politics with music and tv pisses me off. I'm watching this tv, fiction for entertainment, not the writers personal opinion on politics..

    Interesting. When I see those messages I think, "Nice! Not everyone is an anarchist libertarian. There *is* some hope"

    Different strokes, I guess.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Might I mention that I have to start hating Weeds because they've put such a 'pro-Obama' message in the show. I mean, it didn't bother me too much in the first season when Jenji Kohan would throw the occasional Bush jab in but I feel like constantly mixing politics with music and tv pisses me off. I'm watching this tv, fiction for entertainment, not the writers personal opinion on politics..
    You're watching Weeds. You deserve whatever you get.

    Um, Mary Louise, if you're reading along this is not a commentary on you personally. I still love you. You're my perfect Manic Pixie Dream Girl. You always will be. But...yeah...Weeds blows - but not for the politics, just because....it blows.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    There *is* some hope.

    Different strokes, I guess.
    Must you turn every serious and important thread into your own personal sex talk sexting sexiness bonfire of lust?
  • EvanKeel
    EvanKeel Posts: 1,903 Member
    There *is* some hope.

    Different strokes, I guess.
    Must you turn every serious and important thread into your own personal sex talk sexting sexiness bonfire of lust?

    Duh.

    Though now I'm wondering what my husband would do if I actually sexted him; probably assume someone stole my phone.
  • atomiclauren
    atomiclauren Posts: 689 Member
    I didn't see anything about people who drive Volvos.
    Add prius to that list

    Y'all forgot Civics - the name implies everything!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Duh.

    Though now I'm wondering what my husband would do if I actually sexted him; probably assume someone stole my phone.
    I sexted my wife once. I got a call, "What the *kitten* is that? You send me your penis? WTF is wrong with you! OMG! Sick f*cking bird!"
  • Gilbrod
    Gilbrod Posts: 1,216 Member
    I didn't see anything about people who drive Volvos.
    Add prius to that list

    Y'all forgot Civics - the name implies everything!

    Depends on which state you live in.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    this whole thread made me LOL thank you :bigsmile:


    Bill Clinton was here at FIU yesterday and they were handing out super bill buttons...They ran out before I could get one :grumble:
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    I wish Obama was really a socialist.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I SECOND THIS NOTION WITH MY CAPS LOCK VAGINA
    I cannot get this image out of my head. I think I love you. And your CAPS LOCK VAGINA!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    now listen.. im a democrat.. and a union person.. and i drive none of those cars.. i drive a ford f150... of course its union made!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    now listen.. im a democrat.. and a union person.. and i drive none of those cars.. i drive a ford f150... of course its union made!

    You would never think to drive a Toyota either, huh? And those vehicles are BEASTS!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    now listen.. im a democrat.. and a union person.. and i drive none of those cars.. i drive a ford f150... of course its union made!

    You would never think to drive a Toyota either, huh? And those vehicles are BEASTS!

    nope.. so i dont fit this mold.. hahaha TAKE THAT SWANNY!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    nope.. so i dont fit this mold.. hahaha TAKE THAT SWANNY!
    Oh please, Darth. You and half of Sapphos Island.
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    I got a good giggle out of this, anyway. But you don't have to shoot your grandparents in the head. Don't forget that all liberal commie democrats long for state approved euthanasia, as opposed to the kind that happens because your granny can't afford both her heart medication and her diabetes medication. You know, the standard kind of euthanasia covered by, 'it was god's will, and it was her time.'
  • DieVixen
    DieVixen Posts: 790 Member
    well im an anarchist so you can trust me.
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    This post has finally swayed me not to ever vote Democrat again. But now I'm really screwed because I don't think I can be a Republican either. I'm not a rich person who decided that a mansion wasn't good enough, that I need a mega-mansion so I'll just cut costs by hiring 7 year old asians in china to make my products.

    I believe in science, and I don't think our greatness as a nation comes from some invisble sky jew who nailed some 12 year old virgin girl 2,000 years ago. I'm not an bitter, angry closet homosexual who feigns outrage at the gay community and then go into the local restrooms where I would try to get a handie from another "conservative". I'm not seemingly schizophrenic and won't spend half an hour telling you how hard I worked to give my children a better future....and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you my kids have it too easy.

    I'm not an old person who has used racist slurs for decades and then act like a victim when people think I don't like Obama because he is black.

    Guess I'm and independent. A perosn who complains all day about the "sheeple" but secretly just wishes the "sheeple" would let him be shepard.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    This post has finally swayed me not to ever vote Democrat again. But now I'm really screwed because I don't think I can be a Republican either. I'm not a rich person who decided that a mansion wasn't good enough, that I need a mega-mansion so I'll just cut costs by hiring 7 year old asians in china to make my products.

    I believe in science, and I don't think our greatness as a nation comes from some invisble sky jew who nailed some 12 year old virgin girl 2,000 years ago. I'm not an bitter, angry closet homosexual who feigns outrage at the gay community and then go into the local restrooms where I would try to get a handie from another "conservative". I'm not seemingly schizophrenic and won't spend half an hour telling you how hard I worked to give my children a better future....and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you my kids have it too easy.

    I'm not an old person who has used racist slurs for decades and then act like a victim when people think I don't like Obama because he is black.

    Guess I'm and independent. A perosn who complains all day about the "sheeple" but secretly just wishes the "sheeple" would let him be shepard.
    *nodding and pumping fist*
    LEAD US!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    This post has finally swayed me not to ever vote Democrat again. But now I'm really screwed because I don't think I can be a Republican either. I'm not a rich person who decided that a mansion wasn't good enough, that I need a mega-mansion so I'll just cut costs by hiring 7 year old asians in china to make my products.

    I believe in science, and I don't think our greatness as a nation comes from some invisble sky jew who nailed some 12 year old virgin girl 2,000 years ago. I'm not an bitter, angry closet homosexual who feigns outrage at the gay community and then go into the local restrooms where I would try to get a handie from another "conservative". I'm not seemingly schizophrenic and won't spend half an hour telling you how hard I worked to give my children a better future....and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you my kids have it too easy.

    I'm not an old person who has used racist slurs for decades and then act like a victim when people think I don't like Obama because he is black.

    Guess I'm and independent. A perosn who complains all day about the "sheeple" but secretly just wishes the "sheeple" would let him be shepard.
    *nodding and pumping fist*
    LEAD US!

    not lead!! OIL... OIL... WE HAVE IT>> WE SHOULD GET MORE OF IT>>
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