*PRIVATE* NSV's.... (lol)
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So I wanted to share with the "class" with "sass" my latest NSV.
The last two days I was in some intense pain due to what I *thought* was a UTI....
It was so bad last night I even broke down (in tears) and popped pain pills to take the "edge" off and a muscle relaxant to mellow my muscles "down there"....
At 6pm I got in my car, drove across town to the nearest CVS with one of those nursey-nurse stations to try to get a prescription. I was precisely TWO MINUTES late (thanks to red lights) and they closed the kiosk before I arrived. Effers. So I drove home cramping over in between stoplights....
Last night I was spinning with pain.... posting in between sweating and drips of pee, literally sitting on the pot.... and then suddenly....
.... I "gave birth" to what FELT like a f*cking elephant.
Turned out it was a kidney stone instead!!!!
SO glad I was 2 minutes late last night to CVS - I just saved myself a bunch of money!
But BOY did that hurt like a mo-fo!
So my NSV is what?
Not dying. LOL
OH, and drinking a whole bottle of cranberry juice in one day. Can I count that as WATER????? LOLOLOLOL!!!
(some of you will find that comment hysterical.....)
The last two days I was in some intense pain due to what I *thought* was a UTI....
It was so bad last night I even broke down (in tears) and popped pain pills to take the "edge" off and a muscle relaxant to mellow my muscles "down there"....
At 6pm I got in my car, drove across town to the nearest CVS with one of those nursey-nurse stations to try to get a prescription. I was precisely TWO MINUTES late (thanks to red lights) and they closed the kiosk before I arrived. Effers. So I drove home cramping over in between stoplights....
Last night I was spinning with pain.... posting in between sweating and drips of pee, literally sitting on the pot.... and then suddenly....
.... I "gave birth" to what FELT like a f*cking elephant.
Turned out it was a kidney stone instead!!!!
SO glad I was 2 minutes late last night to CVS - I just saved myself a bunch of money!
But BOY did that hurt like a mo-fo!
So my NSV is what?
Not dying. LOL
OH, and drinking a whole bottle of cranberry juice in one day. Can I count that as WATER????? LOLOLOLOL!!!
(some of you will find that comment hysterical.....)
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OMG ouch0
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Well its the same composition as water, totally counts!... Oh wowza... Glad it was a healthy birth 0
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that was totally water man...totally.
So whatcha going to name him?0 -
that was totally water man...totally.
So whatcha going to name him?
Surname has to be Stone....0 -
that was totally water man...totally.
So whatcha going to name him?
Surname has to be Stone....
I've got it. We shall name him (male, since he was a pain in my hoo-hoo area) .... *drumroll please*
"Mr. Focker Stone"
Good riddance, Focker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
that was totally water man...totally.
So whatcha going to name him?
Surname has to be Stone....
I've got it. We shall name him (male, since he was a pain in my hoo-hoo area) .... *drumroll please*
"Mr. Focker Stone"
Good riddance, Focker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn. If it was a girl, you could have named her "Martha Focker Stone!"0 -
emma stone!0
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that was totally water man...totally.
So whatcha going to name him?
Surname has to be Stone....
I've got it. We shall name him (male, since he was a pain in my hoo-hoo area) .... *drumroll please*
"Mr. Focker Stone"
Good riddance, Focker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn. If it was a girl, you could have named her "Martha Focker Stone!"
Yeah, but only a MALE would put a female through that much pain...........0 -
that was totally water man...totally.
So whatcha going to name him?
Surname has to be Stone....
I've got it. We shall name him (male, since he was a pain in my hoo-hoo area) .... *drumroll please*
"Mr. Focker Stone"
Good riddance, Focker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn. If it was a girl, you could have named her "Martha Focker Stone!"
Yeah, but only a MALE would put a female through that much pain...........
LMAO!!!!!!!0 -
that was totally water man...totally.
So whatcha going to name him?
Surname has to be Stone....
I've got it. We shall name him (male, since he was a pain in my hoo-hoo area) .... *drumroll please*
"Mr. Focker Stone"
Good riddance, Focker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn. If it was a girl, you could have named her "Martha Focker Stone!"
Yeah, but only a MALE would put a female through that much pain...........
Ouch0 -
that was totally water man...totally.
So whatcha going to name him?
Surname has to be Stone....
I've got it. We shall name him (male, since he was a pain in my hoo-hoo area) .... *drumroll please*
"Mr. Focker Stone"
Good riddance, Focker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn. If it was a girl, you could have named her "Martha Focker Stone!"
Yeah, but only a MALE would put a female through that much pain...........
Ouch
Okay, I'll be the idiot. What in the world is an NSV???0 -
Okay, I'll be the idiot. What in the world is an NSV???
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Hi Smokedragon!
NSV = Non-scale victory. I don't know half the acronyms used on MFP, maybe we should start a string for "share your acronyms" 0 -
Oh, nice to know!! Victories are good! Yea!0
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Yeah... and in this case... the NSV was the fact that I didn't die from the pain.... oh the pain.... every woman I've talked (friends aside from this site) to since I posted said they have "heard" that the level of pain for what I went through apparently is way worse than childbirth. NEAT!0
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Yeah... and in this case... the NSV was the fact that I didn't die from the pain.... oh the pain.... every woman I've talked (friends aside from this site) to since I posted said they have "heard" that the level of pain for what I went through apparently is way worse than childbirth. NEAT!
OUCH0 -
Geeks having done the childbirth thing twice..I can't imagine...Yeah... and in this case... the NSV was the fact that I didn't die from the pain.... oh the pain.... every woman I've talked (friends aside from this site) to since I posted said they have "heard" that the level of pain for what I went through apparently is way worse than childbirth. NEAT!
Glad to hear you survived!0
