Jiminy Cricket!

La_Amazona
La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
edited January 6 in Social Groups
Pilot called tonight. We talked for a bit and made plans for our next date. We won't be seeing each other until Christmas day aegis momma is visiting for 4 days starting tomorrow. Anywho.. Point is:

We were chatting/ laughing. I mention he should dress up as Santa Claus and I'll dress up as Mrs. Claus. I said it'd be fun. He declined laughing. Then I said, "how about I be your special elf??" I said, "I am a midget after all".

Backstory. After we met we exchanged pics. I sent him a funny midget on a pole pic and he sent me a Sasquatch pic. Lol Weird, I know. So to this day I call him handsome Sasquatch, and he call me midget.

Anyway, he goes on and says he kept the pic. I say "oh is it sexxxxy time material??". He says no... But whenever he tells people he has a new GIRLFRIEND, he shows them that picture.

Would you take that as a joke?! The whole thing was a joke. But I'm not his gf. Should I bring it up? Or will i look like a dumb *kitten* if I did?

He knows that I prefer sex in an exclusive committed relationship, we haven't had sex. So I figured, if he wanted to take that step, he'd bring it up.

What do y'all think?

I'm so excited for our Christmas feast for 2!! He's cooking for me and I'm bringing tamales!!

Replies

  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    YOu should have just asked right then....playfully just say ohhhhhh so you think Im your gf now???
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Too late for that, buttercup.
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    Clearly you screwed up!!! Always ask for my advice in advance of any possible situation!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Okay. Send me your # so I can have it at hand for any confusions I may have...
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    Will is so awesome, you don't need his number. Just tell your phone you need his help and it will know what to do.
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    Or was that Chuck Norris?
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Did you know Chuck rhymes with *kitten*??
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Do you want to be his GF?
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    The one who rhymes with *kitten* only lives about 2 hours from You along HWY 6 in Navasota.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I'm at 80/20 Kit. We've been dating a month and been having a blast. But I'm scared to rush things.
  • RunIntheMud
    RunIntheMud Posts: 2,645 Member
    It sounds like you are. You're spending Christmas together. :) But, I'd just let it be for now and address it then. See what happens.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    The one who rhymes with *kitten* only lives about 2 hours from You along HWY 6 in Navasota.

    How the hell do you know bout hwy 6???
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    The one who rhymes with *kitten* only lives about 2 hours from You along HWY 6 in Navasota.

    How the hell do you know bout hwy 6???

    Gig 'em Aggies! I went to school at A&M. My mom lives by Intercontinental. I drove through Navasota and Conroe quite a bit.
  • 4themoney
    4themoney Posts: 797 Member
    i say jiminy cricket too! LOL

    is the pic of you, or an actual midget?
    if it's not of you, i'd take it as his joke to people.......
    i wouldn't bring it up until he does.
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    Sounds like you're in the clear, but you might want to watch out for his midget on a pole girlfriend.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    The one who rhymes with *kitten* only lives about 2 hours from You along HWY 6 in Navasota.

    How the hell do you know bout hwy 6???

    Gig 'em Aggies! I went to school at A&M. My mom lives by Intercontinental. I drove through Navasota and Conroe quite a bit.

    Why is this the first time I hear this?
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    The one who rhymes with *kitten* only lives about 2 hours from You along HWY 6 in Navasota.

    How the hell do you know bout hwy 6???

    Gig 'em Aggies! I went to school at A&M. My mom lives by Intercontinental. I drove through Navasota and Conroe quite a bit.

    Why is this the first time I hear this?

    I've mentioned it before. I'm sorry you don't pay attention to me.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    The one who rhymes with *kitten* only lives about 2 hours from You along HWY 6 in Navasota.

    How the hell do you know bout hwy 6???

    Gig 'em Aggies! I went to school at A&M. My mom lives by Intercontinental. I drove through Navasota and Conroe quite a bit.

    Why is this the first time I hear this?

    I've mentioned it before. I'm sorry you don't pay attention to me.

    Well I'm sorry that this is the first time you made me notice you.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    The one who rhymes with *kitten* only lives about 2 hours from You along HWY 6 in Navasota.

    How the hell do you know bout hwy 6???

    Gig 'em Aggies! I went to school at A&M. My mom lives by Intercontinental. I drove through Navasota and Conroe quite a bit.

    Why is this the first time I hear this?

    I've mentioned it before. I'm sorry you don't pay attention to me.

    Well I'm sorry that this is the first time you made me notice you.
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    The one who rhymes with *kitten* only lives about 2 hours from You along HWY 6 in Navasota.

    How the hell do you know bout hwy 6???



    Gig 'em Aggies! I went to school at A&M. My mom lives by Intercontinental. I drove through Navasota and Conroe quite a bit.

    Why is this the first time I hear this?

    I've mentioned it before. I'm sorry you don't pay attention to me.

    Well I'm sorry that this is the first time you made me notice you.

    Better late than never. You're apology is accepted.
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