I came home late last night and realized it was time to take out the trash. I gathered up the big kitchen garbage bag and tied it up. We had some plastic plates and fast food bags in there and some nastier things I won't itemize right now. Let's just say that I was careful when I compressed the bag before I tied it up.

Then I got some smaller trash items and put them in a Publix plastic bag and tied up the little plastic handles to keep it contained in the bag. It was no small task to get that empty diet drink bottle and milk bottle to fit in there with everything else. I had to take the tops off and smash them, removing the air, and put the top back on to keep them from re-expanding. I used some of my physics understanding to accomplish this impressive task.

I threw both bags into the big black roll around container out back (there were some other trash bags already in there, but their story will have to wait for another time). I then rolled this big bad boy to the front of the house near the curb. The next morning the container was emptied by some professional "trash talkers" and I rolled the empty container back to its normal position in back. When you think about it, it is all very facinating!

Well, I'm about out of time, but I just wanted to show that I could talk trash with the best of you. Now, top that if you can!