Deep thoughts

I Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couplenice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brewfacilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thoughtabout an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than gettingkicked in the nuts?






Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guygetting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavydeductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.






Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, andhere is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child.






" On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."



So, I rest my case.